i'd say this
only it's nice when someone else cooks, so it's not good to insult them. Also, they might put spunk in your dinner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I like it when the ethnic lads down the road cook for me
and then ferry my food to me in fifteen year old cars.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

don't the road?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

hm?

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I saw your typo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)

No you didn't

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Yes. Yes I did.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

No, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I am really enjoying this subthread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Probably the best thing on /OT today.
Sadly.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:37, Reply)

What's the difference between horsepower and torque?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)

HP = Torque x RPM ÷ 5252

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Because the calculation is meaningless if you don't know what the components do.

( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:43, Reply)

What's HP?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Hitpoints.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It's nothing without Guiness
/Gonz
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Call that fucking cod.
You cunt!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I would hasten to disagree.
Much like the right-wing idiot I know who thinks bringing back the cane in prison would be a good idea.

What a numpty.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Cane in prison? Schools shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:40, Reply)

They're the same thing man.
Down with the system.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Yes, prison.
More specifically, birching. Apparently all prisoners have PS3s and spend all of their time playing computer games.

I must be missing something here, because in the last prison documentary programme I saw, they seemed conspicuous by their very absence.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Needs MOAR birching.
And less Super Mario Cart or whatever it is the crims are gaming these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh bloody hell, not you too.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Not really.
Some of my best friends are criminals.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

In fairness
My pal Hawkweye did about 4 years in Strangeways (manslaughter, if you're interested), and his review was:

'It's fookin brilliant in there. It's like being on't dole boot you don't have to get up to sign on. I met loads of top blokes too'

Lesson learnt there, then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

On that review alone
I shall be picking Strangeways for my holiday next year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's simply tip-top, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Was this before or after his stint in Korea?
Also, don't you mean "tup blerks"?
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:53, Reply)

'Tap blorks' I think is better for the Manc adenoidal twang.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Ah, I was going for Stoke.
Still, he's your mate, I'm sure you know better than me.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

He is one of the funniest - and most horrendous - people I have ever met.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I guess Hawkeye doesn't look like Darth then?
Otherwise his testimonial would have been less favourable.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:54, Reply)

No, he is a fearsome crusty from Salford, third generation unemployed and hard as nails.
No-one would bum him, I would imagine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:55, Reply)

There should be a place where you can get scarred up before entering prison.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)

There is. It's called Salford.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:59, Reply)

You do know the oddest people.
I understand the bit about PS3s and whatnot. But birching? Seriously? The man is also a Sun reader, which speaks volumes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Having jizzed in it
with their 15 year old cocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 16:30, Reply)