Not the best, I'll be honest.
But it shows signs of picking up, and it's nearly over. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

So, what are we doing tonight then, quenders?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What went wrong.
Don't tell me the pier has burnt down again...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)

It looks like a cowshed on sticks, as piers go I'm not looking forward to this b4sh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Here you go Rory.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Pier,_Weston-super-Mare

All the more reason to be depressed and not bother turning up, not that I expected you to turn up in the first place!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

A spaceage cowshed, I'll deffo make it I rekon, but Bobby wants to eat me the fat cunt, still I'll be fleet of foot so he'll have his work cut out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Bring your gloves.
Our Bob is a keen boxer!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

A very fat unfit boxer
with a fierce appetite
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)

If you turn up to this bash I will eat one of my cats.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

That's an impressive offer
It betters internet hardman AA's offer to tell be to 'fuck off' at the Manchester b4sh. Jeez, I gazzed him that I wouldn't be after the fat chicks, but he's still unhappy with his monopoly on them. I'm looking forward to his latest 'zany' t-shirt.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

What can I say. You'd be doing me a favour as they're a pain in the neck.
Ignore AA. He's young and impetuous.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

He's been right horrible to me :'(
There's forum banter and there's having repressed imagery of sexual abuse from 'Big Dave' in fourth year, AA needs some help there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I can't imagine why anybody would be at all nasty to you.
After all, you're so sweet and personable....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Fuck I know, it's probably some nerd marking of territory thing, check out links in the forthcoming weeks for his sycophancy over intended fat chicks that he wants to mount.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

There's nothing wrong with internet stalking.
If I was a single sweaty nerd (instead of a married sweaty nerd) I'd totally be casing b3ta for talent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Don't bother. All the good ones are taken.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*coughs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Apart from Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

What's wrong with Gonz?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU ANTI SEMITE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

YOU GONNA POGROM SOUTHGATE OR SOMETHING ?? EH EH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

If you turn up, I will shake you warmly by the hand and be perfectly civil to you
and ask you not to be a cunt, or I might cry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Now is that directly at Blousie, Rory or me?
Because I for one, can't make any promises.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

haha
It was aimed at Rory, but I expect you to refrain from cuntishness as well.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Pfft! as if I'd be a cunt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

As if!
I know you wouldn't be anything but fluffy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)

*fluffs*
Prepare to be hugged to within an inch of your life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

woo hoo!
I do love hugs. Especially big squishy hugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Jeff hasn't really got the padding but he gives good hugs too

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I have a lot more padding than the last time you were hugged by me.
Medication that works means I now weigh over 13 stone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Hey! Me too!
Well, more or less dead on 13 stone.

/fat cow blog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

*Over 6 foot tall*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

excellent. So I'm short and fat.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Well I'm tall and carrying a bit of a stomach.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

WooHoo!
Good for you hon.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Sadly, it's all on my stomach.
I'll do some exercise when work dies down a bit. That'll sort it out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

That's the alcohol hon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Don't you fuckin' start as well.
*Sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Hahaha!
Just telling you like it is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Yeah, well, EVERYONE is tell me like it is.
I know it, you know it.

I've (largely) given up the cloudy, so I'll just have to find a low-cal alternative.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

One of my old dears told me the other week that I needed to lose weight.
Which was nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Back in the day when I was married
I used to get told by the elderly, 'Oooh, it'll be you next!' whenever we were at a family Christening, they soon shut up when I started saying the same to them at funerals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)

meh.
I slept in, then had to run about like an idiot trying to catch up with myself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Alright Adele.
Hang on, that was pavements, not shadows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

You're talking gibberish now, old man.
but if you imagine me as Adele, you'll have essentially the right figure in mind...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Are you ginger as well?
That's something that gets overlook with Adele. Because of her size, people forget she is also a ging-er!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I am not.
I am sort of dark blonde-blonde-grey.

And by the bash, I will have my new sexy librarian glasses.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Ladies with librarian glasses are, by law. Obliged to wear their hair up.
And then they have to let their hair down to reveal themself as being some sort of hidden FOX!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I shall do exactly this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

What sort of fox will you be hiding?
There is a list here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox should you need help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

a SILVER fox

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I'll be most annoyed if you don't pull this out of your hair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)