Funny you should mention this
Yesterday morning we realised that some cunts had nicked clothing off our washing line. I'm not even joking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shouldn't be too hard to spot a chav
in a pair of chaps and short shorts?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Was it your underwear?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is the ridiculous thing
They nicked a couple of nice tops of Ms Foxtrot's, some of my sleeveless running tops, and left all the knickers!

We're looking for scumbags with no dress sense or sense of style. Thank god we don't live in Liverpool.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

perhaps they left the knickers as they'd already wanked in them in situ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)

If their aim was good enough to hit knickers that high off the ground then good luck to them

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

extreme wanking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Coming soon to Channel 5

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)

with Bear Gryyyyyylllllllsss

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That man is a fraud
He's not even a real bear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Dr Fox isn't even a real fox.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Which one?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm not a doctor Al
Just a fox
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I meant which Doctor Fox
there are at least 2. One of them might actually be a fox.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I prefer the Fantastic Mr, myself
After me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

are there two?
I was thinking of the ex-capital DJ. He's categorically not a fox.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

There is also the defence secretary.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Is Liam Fox a doctor?
He's no more a fox than I am a fruit... could've worded that better...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Oh, of course
he used to be an actual doctor though, didn't he?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Gosh, he was actually an GP
I just assumed he had a PhD in general cuntery.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I can't imagine he would have been a pleasant GP to have.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Dr Dre isn't a real doctor

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

My favourite ever bit of the Mark and Lard show
was when they read out a story about someone going into a record store and asking for the latest release from anus johnson, it went on for a while but ended with the punchline that this person had infact forgotten about Dre and really wanted this song
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Hahaha
That's quite brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The suspect pool must be pretty small
How many people even wear sequined thongs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I considered making a LOLARIOUS reference to Pink Floyd's first (and best) single
but decided I was wasting my time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I won't lie to you Monters, I don't get it
I grew up in a town called Arnold, if that helps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

It's a song about a man who steals clothes from washing lines

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I can see why they made it so big...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

This is one of those situations
where knowing the name of the song is not as useful as knowing the content of the song.

*is suitably abashed*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

They were so, so good - for about 18 months.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Did they lose it before, after or because of Syd Barrett's departure, in your opinion?
I've no doubt you'll lambast me for liking Dark Side of the Moon, so I won't mention it... damn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Because of.
When he was gone they became dire very, very quickly, I feel. The second LP is still good, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It was probably like that scene in Full Monty when they're running away naked from the police.
I reckon that's a daily occorance in Nottingham.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Hahaha
I like this. Nottingham's disproportionate female to male ratio makes it the best place for such a thing to happen, too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)