Is it a story about a wealthy but grounded woman who has terrible luck with men who are all bastards
but then she finds a guy who's sensitive on the inside also rich and all protective and tough on the outside and that?
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And a DEMON IN THE SACK

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

but DEFINITELY NOT GAY.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Nobody who spends that much time on their body
in a room full of sweaty men grunting and straining could possibly be gay.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

He happens to own a bespoke travel book shop, and is really struggling so needs a lodger he doesn't like.
Even though he has a few million in property value in Nottingham Hill
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

how are your pink socks anyway??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Lovely.
Summer season is done now though I'm afraid, so it's back to navy blue (home) and red (away) in the sock department.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

well
bashing other men's balls around whilst bending over your hard stick and then getting all muddy and sweaty before showering it off together... is also not remotely gay, right??

(unless it's a load of schoolgirls playing it, knowing a pervert like you)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Is this like a bisexuals's protocol ala the gay hanky in a night club thing?
one sock color for bum, another for fanny?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I am not making a comment about swipe
but I am making a comment about ALL FEMALE LITERATURE
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

protective and tough on the outside? are you nuts?
we had our first ever argument on sat morning. admittedly it was absolutely tiny. but he argues like a woman, ie he sulks. and sulking is far too childish for my tastes. it annoys me.

he is over the sulking and is sweating a little bit now. which will do him good, it's no use being very sensitive about yourself and your own feelings if you can't extend that to other people's feelings. otherwise what's the point in going out with a delicate little flower; i might as well go back to the usual neanderthal type.

but if he sends the wrong kind of flowers... well. you wouldn't want to be him.......................
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Carnations, worst of all the flowers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

you mean lilies
carnations are manky but lilies STINK
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Lillies at least have a touch of class about them
Your arguemnt is personal, carnations are renowned as the pikiest of all flowers and should never be given to anyone, ever.

except maybe if that recipient wants to build one of those shines to people that get run over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I think those a really funny
when a rancid cunt died wrapping himself round a tree because he was drunk someone left a camping chair with a can of fosters in the drink holder and a little note saying something like "here's to you buddy" or something equally inane.

The idea that he would really appreciate a tribute of warm lager made me laugh out loud when I saw it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Probably with him on the night out before

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Wow, oh man, I'm like neo from the matrix!
Talk about dodging bullets, I've never seen someone so over anylitical as you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

ha, you should try him
sometimes i think i have inadvertently become a lezzer and am dating a girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It would explain your cckblocking "no boys" rule.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

So what you're saying here is that he's turned out to be yet another weak-chinned man-child?
How many times do I have to have this conversation with you?
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

no, this one is very different to the rest
but he has very different issues. mostly he's amazing, but sometimes i just want to staple shit to his head.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)