I have a friend who once described an encounter with a gentleman
as 'I ate more cheese going down on him than I did when I spent a week in Paris'. It takes a lot to give me the ick, but that surely did it, especially as I know the gentleman in question and I do not know what she was thinking.
(berk, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:14, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*bokes*

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

She's a great mate
but by christ she can be a total skank.
(berk, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

yetch.
just why would you? but once have I been with a woman with poor personal hygiene, and I got half way down there, took one wiff and backed up double quick. How on god's earth would any woman not do the same?

and can I have her phone number
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

She said she didn't want to be impolite
as he had delivered such spectacular cunnilingus she thought it would be rude not to return the favour. And she was pissed.
(berk, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Definitely want her number then
low standards and a desire to please
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Hay, you've already got someone with low standards and a desire to please !
no fair !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

it's a sweet offer gonz, but while technically you have breasts....
They are not the kind I like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Manners are so hard to come by nowadays.
Pass on my appreciation.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

damn
beat me to it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

REBOUND CHEESE ! REBOUND CHEESE ! REBOUND CHEESE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)