The internet has been lovely to me.
It has provided me with a husband, a sister in law, a livelihood, some of the very best friends I've ever had, and a vague feeling of belonging.

Also the opportunity to be a terrible bore and an internet bully.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you have friends?
what are you doing on here with us sweaty virgins?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

we sweaty virgins have to stick together.
Anyway, everyone knows there's no girls on teh internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This is true
but it's fun to pretend. The Pier is going to shatter so many of my illusions.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Alright there 'I'm Dave, 43, a trucker and a real laff.'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I'm Martin, 32, and a telecomms analist'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I wish I was going
I enjoyed worrying people by telling them I was meeting a bunch of internet strangers on a pier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

i wish you were going as well.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)

so you could push me off the pier?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

as if i would!
i'm affronted!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

a-sea-fronted

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

It provided me with your brother.
Best lay I've ever had.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Hey! Me too!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Norfolklolz

( Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm going to cop so much trouble for that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

If only you were my sister
Although I already have more than I know what to do with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I really have no idea how to respond to that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:40, Reply)