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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What is the best thing you've learnt or found on the internet? (not including purchases)
I learnt how to fold fitted sheets properly and I found some good mates.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:15, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I've found out that you can have lunch around about the middle of the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Did it rock your world?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
ooo, is it lunchtime?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Eggy cup?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
That's an old meme isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=eggy+cup
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I found validation and love on the internet
when quite a few people clicked 'i like this' on my posts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
How can you tell?
does this mean no one ever liked any of mine?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
popular page
I've been on it a couple of times

I have also been FP'd and come second in a couple of compos, but I think that is in the days before it was voted on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I'm so great

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
hm?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'm just brilliant, OK?
I may not be a perfect physical specimen like I hear you are, but I'm a fucking comic genius
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
yeah, like a stork and two cellos in a toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I think Cavey was being left field there.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
it's not my fault if the
people who see the pictures are brain-slow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
That's one of my favourite pictures that I've seen on here.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I've not seen any of these pictures.
Is it something to be found on this Facebook thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
it's in the last thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The only link I can see is some web comic.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1329360
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I've found fellow larpers
I thought I was all alone
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
If a larper falls down and dies in the woods with no one around, does anyone care?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Hahahaha.
No.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)
:'(''

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
They're just jealous

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Two clicks in as many seconds.
You must feel so coooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
It's this sort of internet validation that gets me through the day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
it depends if they were important to the
adventuring party

obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
There was a guy who told me how to tie my shoe laces so they don't keep coming undone.
Not earth shattering but bloody useful.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I found out I'd been tying my shoes wrong for a long time
But I'm not as keen on tying laces as some people in this world.

I think it was you that posted the link.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
it works though
which I find amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Don't you just tie them again after doing the bow?
That's what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I used to do that, but it still came undone
I've been doing it the way that guy said since friday and still no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Sounds like voodoo to me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
me too
but it warks and I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Stop trying to turn the subject towards fucking zombies.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I've been priviliged to read some very interesting exchanges
on the merits of various waterproof trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Hahahhahahaha trouser-piss

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Ironically part of the same discussion

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
My knowledge of the waterproof trouser industry has increased immeasurably.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Haha mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Apparently you can find breasts on the internet
they must be well hidden though, I'm damned if I've been able to find 'em
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
NSFW obviously.
www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php

Just to explain, it's a gallery of non sexualized pics of boobs.

Always handy when you want to look at boobs but don't want to get turned on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Non-sexualised?
What on Earth is the point?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The world has suddenly become a cold and frightening place

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
But some of those breasts are quite sexy.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
And others really aren't.
It's true, there is such a thing as a bad pair.

What a horrible discovery. Thanks, BGB. Thanks a LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
You're welcome hon : D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'm not looking as I'm at work
but isn't it pretty hard to non-sexualise a breast without, I dunno, detaching it from the woman, or something?

Although even then Chompy would probably get a full-on robochubby.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I found what I was doing wrong with steak, as well as with chorizo
Now, I can cook both damn well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
how on earth were you getting chorizo wrong?
it's either a) slice and eat or b) slice, cook and eat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I was cutting it wrong
Large chunks, then cubing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
what's wrong with that then?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
It's not how someone else on the internet does it.
And as well you know, that means it's wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
ah, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
When I cooked it in a sauce, the texture went pretty vile
Now, I thinly slice it, and it works far better.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
of the chorizo or of the sauce?
because if it's the latter I can't imagine why. But, meh.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
The chorizo, lost 90% of it's taste too.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I cannot understand this at all
I cube my chorizo and fry it, it doesn't lose it's taste at all. I made a chicken and chorizo pie like that and it still tasted of chorizo.

Spaniards have been frying their chorizo in big thick slices for years, and I don't think they experience this problem.

I reckon you bought a shit chorizo.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
In a potentially calamitous internet destroying shock
I'm going to have to totally agree with Al, here.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I hate you so much right now.
Will you hold me?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I think I overcooked it tbh, it was in the slow cooker overnight.
But I prefer the thin slices now, far easier to do. Also, far more fun to pinch from the pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You can fold fitted sheets?
What manner of witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I no rite!!
It blew me away when I found it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
It's quite easy once you've seen it done.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
It's changed the way I look at the world Al.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I fail to see why anyone wouldn't just
leave them in a pile in the bottom of the wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
it all starts to make sense...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I'm not sure what you're saying here
the way one stores sheets can barely be considered a barometer for one's personality, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Surely the way you do everything is a barometer for one's personality?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
it could be a blip?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
It combines with your total lack or cooking ability and other d=stuff to from a wider picture

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)
:(
harsh, but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I've been told that I'm a bender once or twice

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
You're a bender all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Yes, yes, and you're a transvestite who eats big boxes of sexy, fattening meat-filth three times a day
(Can you show me where to find one of those on Saturday?)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Is it wrong that the idea of getting a Munchy box is very appealing to me?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
what the hell is this munchy box business?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Its this


With this under the naan


(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
looks delicious and nutritious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I think it would take a hangover from a 3 day not eating boozey druggy bender
before I'd even contemplate that fucker
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
That is a death row kind of a meal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
That actually, genuinely sounds exactly like what I have planned for Friday, Saturday and Sunday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Nope
I'd totally go for one when plastered. Which I intend to be for most of this weekend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Sorry fella, I've never had one
Wouldn't have the first clue where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Well, that's my weekend ruined
What the fuck else are we going to do on Saturday then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Get drunk, talk nonsense, and watch the football.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
*nods sagely*
This is agreeable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
play chess, screw...


^FILM!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Film I don't recognise, in fact
Thomas Crown Affair?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Blazing Saddles, I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You can see why I'd think that though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)
It's canon at this stage AA
You fucking love a bit of filthy munchy box
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I've had half the ingredients together, but the one I used to get never contained a naan bread, or chicken pakora.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Once or twice might be overlooked.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Ah, so that's why the abuse is so constant
So as to ensure the message is not lost upon me.

Does this mean that if I assure you I know now, you'll stop?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Yes*



*no
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Oh Monty
You really know how to dash a boy's hopes on the rocks of internet rejection
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
That sounds like the sort of thing a bender would say.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)
You're Once, Twice... Three bends 'till the colon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I've learnt
that when I use one of my multifarious and LOLarious sock accounts to post a link to some of my soul-rending AND PUBLISHED short story writing, a load of HATERS can’t handle the quality and get all shiddy, mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I have a feeling that thread is going to be referenced a lot in the future.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Seconded
Bitch got served
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
That people can be unfazed by badly-written gay slashfic.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
It wasn't that badly-written
It was extremely descriptive though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I might have to delete it, just to save future embarrassment to be honest.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
*saves it for posterity*
that's going to take some explaining if anybody finds it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
You don't need to deleted it,
just stop mentioning it every fucking day.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Oh I was 'fazed' alright - if 'fazed' means 'embarrassed and not at all impressed'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Oh Don't Monty
He's desperately trying to get himself a little niche on here as "the one that writes gay slash fiction" rather than the one who has never known the company of a ladies privates"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Your threats to kill me amused.
I just wish FreeFair had the mother of all flounces when he saw it. Shame.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Post any more and your torso will be found in the Thames,
ironically in some 'luggage' like that African boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I think it's worth saving for posterity
I'm also not sure if Freefair ever got to read it and I think this is a shame, I may gaz it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Don't worry, I won't be.
There's something oddly creepy about the whole thing, looking back.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Oddly? Looking back?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I felt embarrassed for everyone involved.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I've found out that my opinons and taste about everything are "JUST WRONG"
and that by liking things that I like I'm "RUINING" media/art/politics/cups of tea/rice/mashed potato/live music/bus travel/tourism/living arangements/fashion/history/economics/gardening for everyone else.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You ruined my garden by standing near it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Discovering how to pinroll jeans has been a revelation.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
what does that even mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I think it's a euphemism for rimming.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
specifically rimming gingers?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Figging?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
It's a way of doing turn ups on your denim.
I don't really like doing it but it's good when you've got a pair of jeans that aren't as tapered as you'd like them to be.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I prefer a nice flare, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Jeans have got to be tapered.
Note this does not mean skinny, which makes you look like a twat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I wouldn't be able to wear tapered jeans
for the most ridiculous, neurotic reason. It's the same reason why I like bootcut and flared jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I can't do flares
they were the most hated thing when I went to school and I'm never gotten over it. They al;so scream HIPPY at me.

Odly enough neither of these things put me off having long hair or tiedye
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I don't like seeing too many shoelace loops
It makes my feet look huge.

/shame
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
each to their own I guess.
I'm currently thinking I might live in 501s til I die or run out of sources for cheap pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)
*Googles*
That looks pretty gay dude.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)
The Google image examples do look shit, I agree.
I do it my own way, when the turn up is huge it looks utter shit. I get mine as small/narrow/slim as I possibly can so you barely notice. I do it when the hem of the jeans are too wide naturally.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I'm sure you do it with style Baz
Also sure it's not my thing. But you know what I respect your ability to do your thing and not give a fuck what anyone things.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I'll be honest I get a buzz when someone says 'what the fuck are you wearing'
Which is just as well cos it happens all the time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)
That people are actually proud of pointing out typos.
Physically pleased with themselves. A totally alien concept to me before.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)
much like spelling, grammar, the clitoris...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)
One day I shall tire of laughing at and clicking your baiting of Chompy.
Today is not that day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)
it's so sweet the way you two spar with each other
well, actually the way you spar with him and he ignores you.....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)
He's ignored her, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I thought it might be that.
but it's touching how she persists.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
It's funny whether he sees it or not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Oh, I agree.
but, you know how you keep trying to float that Cavey and myself much be humping because we fight all the time.....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Yeah I'm giving up on that
She's obviously more interested in me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
now there's a meme with wings.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)
oh
great
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)
There are worse men to be accused of fancying
Now give me a few days to think of one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I think I might just make up a fake boyfriend
that'll solve it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)
You're asking me if claiming to have a partner will stop B3tans from accusing you of fancying boys?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:38, Reply)
fair point

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:41, Reply)
That's my one well-reasoned arguent for the month

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Thanks to the internet
I discovered that I can look at boobs all day long without any fear whatsoever of getting bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
The internet has been lovely to me.
It has provided me with a husband, a sister in law, a livelihood, some of the very best friends I've ever had, and a vague feeling of belonging.

Also the opportunity to be a terrible bore and an internet bully.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
you have friends?
what are you doing on here with us sweaty virgins?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
we sweaty virgins have to stick together.
Anyway, everyone knows there's no girls on teh internet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is true
but it's fun to pretend. The Pier is going to shatter so many of my illusions.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Alright there 'I'm Dave, 43, a trucker and a real laff.'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'm Martin, 32, and a telecomms analist'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I wish I was going
I enjoyed worrying people by telling them I was meeting a bunch of internet strangers on a pier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)
i wish you were going as well.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:34, Reply)
so you could push me off the pier?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)
as if i would!
i'm affronted!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)
a-sea-fronted

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)
It provided me with your brother.
Best lay I've ever had.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Hey! Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Norfolklolz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:18, Reply)
I'm going to cop so much trouble for that...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)
If only you were my sister
Although I already have more than I know what to do with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I really have no idea how to respond to that...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:40, Reply)
n-dubz
I mean they truly make me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I've discovered that an elaborate imagination and the ability to populate your bullshit tales with endless sexual euphemisms
can make one a demigod and a pariah to disparate groups of people on the same website.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Horses for courses.
I had a read through /talk recently. Christ, what a bunch of pointless bollocks.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)
/Talk serves a purpose
It takes Chompy off our hands a lot of the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)
a tyre on a rope would do that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
where as we only pontificate
on subjects of the most high import and engender change in the world for the better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Yes.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

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