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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Jeans that are both tight AND falling down your arse.Look mate, you're wearing quite snug jeans, so don't be showing your undies waistband as well.
If you had big baggy Marky Mark jeans on, fair enough, they might fall down, but these just look weird, and they don't flatter your shit shape.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41,
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They really have fallen down if you can see the shape of their turds.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:41,
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you quite clearly made this uphow the fuck can they be tight AND falling down this is ridiculous
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:42,
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I'd imagine you if asked Roota for directions she'd probably say'Go the long way, it's quicker' and just leave it at that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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Nah, I say "It's as broad as it's long so go scenic".(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:45,
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I hope you'll add something about 'how the crow flies'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47,
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One fella used to play darts in our place, had a big fancy belt buckleso CLEARLY he had means of keeping them up, but still we were subjected to trouser belting in BELOW THE BUTTOCK CURVE and also his purple and orange thunderpants.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:45,
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What had he been eating to leave orange and purple marks on his skiddies!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:46,
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my strides always fall downbecause i have no fucking arse for them to hang on. and people what go oh rose get a belt and sort your life out can get to fuck because i can winch those bastards in all until i create megamuffintop and crinkles but id still have no arse
i dont know where im going with this
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:47,
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NO TO BELTAGEYou're damn right it makes muffin tops.
But this is entirely different. You're not showing all your undie waistband as if we're impressed by a bit of sweatshop sewing and some elastic.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:53,
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theyre fuck all to write home abouta multi-pack of brazilian things from sainsburys. no skids though. and that fucking counts for something dont it
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:57,
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You're dead fussy about knickers.I would walk home in last night's knickers.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:58,
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lawl i just found our fb postings about our fucking drawerspriceless
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:07,
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Evening you.I'm so tempted to tell those boys to pull their trousers up. But I'm afraid of getting knifed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:43,
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Go on, ask them. I'm sure you'll be fine. There aren't any smackheads in WsM.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:44,
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They're spastics.They're more likely to invite you to join their collective.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:46,
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I may have a new post for coll3ctive soonabout altitudes of chocolate. It's a follow up to the map of inside the earth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:56,
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Well make sure you include this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll9Y-RDLHBU
Granted, it isn't as high as Mars or the Milky Way, but it surely has a greater altitude than, say... A Freedo, as frogs can't jump very high can they.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:00,
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nahI think the lowest one has it's own dungeon - the Domina-twix
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 19:06,
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