I feel like wolf pussy and there was only just a mother fucking spider in my bed!
thankfully I have a dog which is hunting it down now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

at least you have something in your bed though, right?
times could be worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I hope you think of this post late at night and wonder if there is a spider in your bed and then you can't sleep and then you think of me.
Because I hate your fucking face right now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

argh
i actually will. i am beyond scared of spiders.

but i am still laughing at the last bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I hope when you think of this late at night and you stop being scared of the spider in your bed and start laughing
that the spider runs over your face and into your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

hahahahahaha I love althegeordie so much it hurts

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

yeah well i hope that the weather is so wet and cold and shit
and then sunny and hot and then wet and cold again that it totally fucks all your shitty little vegetables and they just end up being a soaking wet grey mush and you realise that you have wasted your life and run yourself over in your own van.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm not from Walthamstow.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Most Irrelivent Response EVER.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

And I should know, I'm not from Walthamstow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Is the Mother Fucking Spider native to North America?
Does it not bite childless women? I love nature shows.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

we have barking spiders here
hope this helps
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)