I used to never shut up on here about a year ago
Then I quit my job (got diagnosed with stress and anxieties by the doc, and at 20 years old didn't bode well) and thankfully now do something where I don't have to sit at a desk punching in numbers and letters where the draw of looking at B3ta rather than doing work is so alluring.

Anyone else made some life changes that have made them much happier?

Alt: Anyone notice I'd gone? No? Didn't think so :(
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 4:51, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt:
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22wet+ham+man%22
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:27, Reply)

Omg!
I didn't think that anyone would have noticed!

Don't worry guys! I'm still alive, and I can still post weird shit and go cry to my mum when you all start picking on me again! XD
You're not going to pick on me though are you, cos your nice, slightly sick and twisted, internetz folk right? *pulls face like cat from Shrek when he's trying to be cute*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:01, Reply)

Monty Boyce
Might just explode with excitement that he can start all his punnery again, lol
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:13, Reply)

Alright Wet Ham Man
I think this captures your best side
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post785859
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:16, Reply)

It seems like only three days and nights since you were taken from us.
*kneels*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:48, Reply)

And so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:52, Reply)

god I know that song, shit, what's it calllllllllllllllllled?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:54, Reply)

I linked you to it a few days back.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:55, Reply)

oh you did to.
that's why I know it. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:56, Reply)

*mimes*
holds up one finger
points at eye
holds up two fingers
writes something
dies
points at writing
holds up 3 fingers
taps two fingers on arm
taps 1 finger on arm
throws imaginary ball in air and hits with imaginary racquet
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Cyclops bequeath squash?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:42, Reply)

So, you think you're a clinical admin at a small solicitor's office.
That don't impress me much (de dawww de dawww) I need someone with a human touch.
A bank balance where the 0s go off into the night, 'cus at the end of the day I know I'll be alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

It's a question of whether Monty's alive.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:05, Reply)

Don't tease me with that sort of speculation
if he's dead I want to know where his body is so I can go and dance on it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:13, Reply)

He's not that bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:14, Reply)

dance on crush and smoke
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:16, Reply)

What!?
This cannot be! No one does the ham puns like Monty. Everyone else is just a wannabe
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:18, Reply)

You tell 'em, Hambo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:34, Reply)

WELL FUCK ME RAGGED.
*dismantles shrine, takes down RIP tribute website*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:30, Reply)

I just read through that search, I'm in fucking stitches right here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:34, Reply)

It's one of /OT's more peculiar memes is it not?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)

It's my second favourite
after Badgers enormous vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Hey!
There you are! And they were speculating as to your existance in the mortal world
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:34, Reply)

That's ripe coming from someone who was murdered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

I was murdered?
Who by? What with?
I've always suspected that Professer Plum and that deadly deadly candlestick
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Now that you're not dead
I think I'd better stop claiming benefits in your name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Hello Wehttamamamanamaanman, I'm so sorry to hear that you had a tough time of it.
Around the same time I was also diognosed with Stress and Anxiety, and have had it pretty much since, but I'm on some new tablets now which are soo much better, I haven't felt a crushing anxiety in weeks now. I think if I could remove something negative from my life, it would be my crippling lack of self worth, I'd totally be up to my nuts in guts without it.

I'm very sorry I didn't notice you go, did you post on /offtopic back then? If it was the main QOTW, then that would explain why I missed you. I'm sure you're a very nice bloke though, someone who _is_ worth getting to know, and can bring brightness in the darkness that threatens to sneek into my daily life.

Tell me, if you don't mind, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I like mine with a smile.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I like mine with a runnyish yolk and solid whites, poached, on an english muffin, with hollandase sauce, and some smoked salmon....
... and after having a massive orgy. Or a small orgy. What constitutes as an orgy? I'd say 4 people, 3 and it's a threesome, 2 is just dull and borring, 1 is sad and pathetic. Yup, 4 people for an orgy, 6 for a 'huge orgy'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)

It is said that some people like theirs with a kiss
But I like mine with bacon, sausage, beans, hash browns, black pudding and toast

p.s. I can't work out if you're taking the piss or coming on to me :s
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I like hash browns a lot, them with the egg yolk are my best bits of a breakfast.
Have you ever tried these? www.ocado.com/webshop/product/Mr-Raks-Mini-Potato-Latkes/25287011

They're totally unbeleavably awesome, like mini hash browns the size of 5 50ps stacked up on each other, more surface area so you get more crispy bits. Them with some bacon and eggs are AMAZING. I reckomend these rather than being mentally ill.

P.S - I'm not sure, I'm in a possitive mood, so I'm getting confused between sarcasm and enphusiasm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

That last word... my god.
I understand what you mean but actually trying to say it out loud breaks my brain.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Gonzism is an information virus
soon you too will have creative spelling.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

They look like crispy potato cubes
And they are very nice. Goddammit! I'm hungry now!

It's ok, I'm not mentally ill anymore (though I'm sure many would beg to differ), though I do still get a small feeling of anxiety if I see something on tv that involves sitting in an office at a pc. No office jobs for me ever again methinks

P.s. Ah, ok. I'll take it that you were trying to be nice
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

They are, with oniony bits in them too. I'm going to buy some this weekend and have them with eggs and bacon and HP Guinness Sauce.
That's good, I'm pleased you're fixed, what was it about sitting at a desk that made you feel so bad? I was wondering this morning, when you get scenes like this (person sitting at desk) in the movies, if I had such an amazing view in my office, I'd make my desk face the window. Seems like a big waste not to face the window with a view like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Well...
I was on a training scheme thing. I was expected to do a degree, an NVQ, something called PMDY (project management developing you) and do my full time office job at the same time. So the workload was petty big. But that wasn't the main problem. I also, as part of the scheme, had moved placement (all within the company as the whole thing was funded by them) 5 times in 2 years so I never really knew what I was doing. So I had that first day in a new job feeling nearly every day. And most days it felt that what they asked me to do had no significance in making the company money. I don't think anyone would have noticed if I'd clocked in, gone home and then come back to clock out. It was soul destroying. And that's why I went mental
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

That sounds AWESOME

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Good man.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Fried with chilli flakes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:43, Reply)

I've never once seen you have eggs with chilli flakes on them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Have you ever seen me have eggs?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah', but she couldn't see your chin at the time, it was obscured. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Beard, right?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Deffo some sort of hair that only happens once a maturer age is reached.
... or is it? is it? you know what I mean, I mean, does she have a Bic and lack of facial hair? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I mean, does she shave her pubic region like this: panthercs.ibeatyou.com/24930_pet_1245160914.jpg ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I think we have what's known as an 'egg liar' on our hands.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Why would someone lie about what sort of eggs they enjoy on the internet?
Ocam's Razor, my friend, there is nothing to be gained by lieing about what sort of eggs you like.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Tell Noelly, not me, old boy.
He's the egg liar around here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

I'm going to give him the benfit of doubt; I think if that's how he really likes his eggs, then I believe him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You're too trusting, Gonz.
You're playing right into his scheming, egg-lying hands.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Sometimes it's easier to just take people at their word, sure, sometimes you'd get hurt, badly hurt, but I think if it turns out that Noel is "playing devil's advocate" with his choice of eggjoyment*, then I think I'll be OK.
* DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I SURE DID!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

omg! you really exist
i heard the rumours, the tales and legends. hello
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Oi you.
www.ravelry.com/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

i have heard of this place
but never joined
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Please don't.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

is it bad?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I cannot imagine that a knitting forum would be a good place to have fun.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

crochet places, though...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

A place of illicit rendeavous and dark imagination.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

join us in the depths of craftdome
where yarn weaves your consciousness and delves its hooks into your soul
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ooooo! I like that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

What exactly have I supposedly done other than have a user name that sounds like Wet Ham Man?
Or is that all there is to it?
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

i don't know
it was before i started posting on OT. Monty just liked to post pictures of ham that was wet and lament your passing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

You're like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel.
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

every rose has it's thorn
just like every night has it's dawn.
just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song

/bill and ted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I'm afraid that really is it.
Just a bit of moistened-gammon silliness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I think it was better when he wasn't here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I think we should murder him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Batter him to death with a bottle of mustard.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I think we should film it and post it on links.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Right. It's agreed then.
Plus as he's already declared missing presumed dead, we won't even get done for it. The perfect crime.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

OK
you got a plan? we're going to have to lure him with something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Some boiled cabbage?
Hams like that stuff, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

i reckon
OK, i'm off to work. I trust you guys will sort things out while I'm away?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

*nods*
Everyone knows what they've got to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

So if a weird bloke says he'll give me some cabbage if I get in his van
I have to say no! Otherwise I may end up murdered (again)
However people offering sweets/kittens, they're totally legit
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Nobody would offer kittens and then turn out to be a rapist
That just wouldn't happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Don't worry guys and gals
I'll leave again soon
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

oh no
you'll NEVER leave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

This is all turning very League of Gentlemenesque

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Good morning.
That's the end of my effort for today.

*falls asleep*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Hammers - b3ta's own 'canoe man'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

'canoe man' Sutcliffe.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I decided to replace work with drink
it's okay until you wake up at 3 and 4 am every night
such as now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

this doesn't sound like a good long term
plan.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

actually, I'd been off for 11 days and yesterday was the first time I drank during the day
but it was a horrible fucking day
and I was in bed at 10, but I keep waking up in the middle of the night whether drinking or not
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Aye, I saw on facebook
Hope you're ok, K.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

ta love

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I hope you are feeling okay K-Swiz

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I feel like wolf pussy and there was only just a mother fucking spider in my bed!
thankfully I have a dog which is hunting it down now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

at least you have something in your bed though, right?
times could be worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I hope you think of this post late at night and wonder if there is a spider in your bed and then you can't sleep and then you think of me.
Because I hate your fucking face right now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)

argh
i actually will. i am beyond scared of spiders.

but i am still laughing at the last bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I hope when you think of this late at night and you stop being scared of the spider in your bed and start laughing
that the spider runs over your face and into your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

hahahahahaha I love althegeordie so much it hurts

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

yeah well i hope that the weather is so wet and cold and shit
and then sunny and hot and then wet and cold again that it totally fucks all your shitty little vegetables and they just end up being a soaking wet grey mush and you realise that you have wasted your life and run yourself over in your own van.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm not from Walthamstow.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Most Irrelivent Response EVER.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

And I should know, I'm not from Walthamstow.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Is the Mother Fucking Spider native to North America?
Does it not bite childless women? I love nature shows.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

we have barking spiders here
hope this helps
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Oh my darling sweet dear Kristine.
If I could magic-wand you over here and cook you nice things and get you seen too with some tablets and make our way through every eppisode of Heroes and make sure you're alright and then set you up with some nice easy enjoyable work.... I'd do it in a heartbeat.

You take care of yourself, don't turn the booze, please don't. If you need something to take the edge off it, try getting some relivent tablets from a doctor.

Just remember, L'oral girl, you _are_ worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not sure calling her 'oral girl' is going to help, Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

i like to be praised for my abilities

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I can't afford a doctor, my love.
But thank you. I am now having glacier freeze G2 gatorade and some chris brown on youtube. I feel this is an improvement.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

There is a lot I love about america, a hell of a lot, Americans have so much to be proud off.....
.... but I think it's f'cking disgusting, mentally repulisve, that you can't get medical treatment because of your bank-balance.... and that there are people out there campaigning and lobying, in order to make sure you don't have a nationalised health service. I barely think those people are human, and it's the fundamentalist christians and conservatives in your country that is stopping it being great.... but there is nothing anyone can do about that.

Do you know anyone who can sort you some under-the-counter stuff? A few diazipams in the evening might help you nod off, but I'm not a doctor. I have to run off to work now, but maybe you can take the dovay into the living room, put on some telly, get the dog to rest his head on your lap, make yourself a hot chocolate and zone-out a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

c4b
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

stop posting photos of me on the god damned internet gonz

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

For Christ's sake man.
Prescription drugs are not good news. Spacing yourself out on jellies like a Glaswegian schemie is not a good idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

If you need something to take the edge off it, just for now, just to stop it hurting a bit, just until the pain goes away....
.... then they're really good, there is a reason why they're prescribed. Yes, there is addiction issues with them, but there is a reason why Doctors don't ever recomend a half-bottle of vodka.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

actually, it's very hard to get perscription pain pills here
typically you've got to go to the doctor, have an xray or mri or something to prove you need them, in the time being they'll set you up with some nice ibuprophen
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

These arne't pain pills, I wouldn't ever recommend them for mental issues, that's a dangerous road.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

sorry, I should've just said perscription pills instead of pain pills
you've got to do a load of tests before you can get anything
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

The sinick in me says that the reason that is, the more tests you do, the more you have to pay for the tests...
... the more money they make, and _then_ they make the money on the pills on top of that. AND, and, they're doing it under the guise of caring for you. They're right that they shouldn't be the first port of call for the "Wah', I'm feeling a bit down today", but after 11 days or whatever it is, that isn't what you're describing.

Horrible system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

it's the drink
I've been drinking loads, but putting a stop to it today, I sleep fine when I haven't been drinking, and so will be sorted once I stop for a few days
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Good lass, that's what I like to hear.
P.M.A - Positive Mental Attitude. Sort out a game plan and Get It Sorted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Go back to bed, Krizzle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I can't fucking sleep
I'm laying in bed now
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You need some black hashish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Or Solpadol
Or co-codamol. Or Kapake. There all the same
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I could have done with some of that last night.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Although it must be nice to wake up in the middle of the night and know you have people to chat with.
Albeit on the other side of the ocean.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

it is!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I just remembered why I don't drink.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Feeling a little delicate, are we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

She doesn't feel delicate
She feels busty.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

best of all the porn dwarfs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

huh
i always thought it actually WAS wet ham man, and that it was some kind of pun on west ham, and...

oh well. another illusion shattered. my life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes and all that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Nope
I had to pick an email address when we first got the internet back when I was 10 and my kiddie brain thought why not have Matthew backwards. But that was taken so I put man on the end of it and hey presto! And I've been using it as my username for everything ever since
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Now I know where you live

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

And how do you know this?

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

And OH BOY, does this man now _how_ to live !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

We all do, he's mentioned it before.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I've moved since I last frequented off topic

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

oof, careful buddy
stalkers gonna stalk....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I always thought it was wet ham man as well...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)