Remind your parents that you are a degree passing, fully employed, about to be married, upstanding member of the community.
And as an adult if you want to get a tattoo, you'll bloody well get one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Then say
'this is my house and I shall behave precisely as I wish'

Then start masturbating.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Actually laughed out loud at that comment Monty XD

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Best Option Right Here.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I told my dad the other week that a tattoo was next on my list.
By which, I apparently meant "sacrificing a couple of relatives to Satan".
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

If they're Paul Gallagher's relatives then I'll pay for it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Is that an awfully clever 'football' remark?
I must not have understood, because I'm a girl.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Paul Gallagher's brothers are called Liam and Noel
They completely destroyed mainstream British music in 1994
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Ah, right. I had successfully repressed all memories of them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

YOU MUST TEACH ME

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I still joyfully recount the story of how
after my sister *ahem* grassed me up to my dad that I smoked skunk at 27 while in Amsterdam, he said "I'm surprised son, I'd have thought you'd had more sense than that."

Didn't have the heart to tell him I'd been doing it for over ten years.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Only ten years?
What a fucking swot you must have been at school.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I have photos...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Oooooo!
Gaz them, or post them on facebook where he can't see!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Pack it in you quilt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Then ask for money.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)