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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I had a horrible night, I had to wake up every hour or two and rush to the lav. Normally this only happens once or twice in the night, I normally wake up at 3ish and then crash out and go back to sleep. I feel asleep at some point just after hollyoaks so took myself to bed so it means I woke up at 12ish thinking only a few more hours to sleep and 'till the morning, so the night dragged on and on and on. IT WAS HORRIBLE.
AND and, I feel like all my bones are going to shatter at any minute, I have brittle bone thinggy, but they feel like they're made out of holo tubes of porcilin, I can't explain why.
I'm determind not to make today a horrible horrific car crash of a day though. Tell me, there is a girl who I quite like, who I think quite likes me, we can only talk online at the moment 'cus she lives not pop-in-able close enough. Oh Monts...What's the online equivlient to touching your hair, smiling coy'ly, eye contact, frothing at the gash and laughing at your jokes?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Where as if I'm in the room with her and the willy is out and primed for action, then she'd feel more obligated to do something with it.
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(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Lenny Henry's, perhaps?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)
I wouldn't want to post Lenny Henry's cock super imposed over my crotch with me doing a thumb's up motion to the camera while smiling, perhaps on a beach at sunset, 'cus that's romantic isn't it? Girls like a bit of that, don't they?....because if we're ever at a sunset, she'll know that I doctored the photographs and when she asks me where I got my penis from, I'd have to be honest and say "OK, I'll come straight, I got it from Lenny Henry" and she'll go "That is one unfunny prick you've got there", and I'll say "Yeah', I know, I hear someone else is doing comic relief this year, so it might be alright this time."
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