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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ohhh, I get it. Because characters in a play relate to individuals who make up part of the play, but in the context of a password, they're talking about ASCII characters such as alphanumerics.
I had a horrible night, I had to wake up every hour or two and rush to the lav. Normally this only happens once or twice in the night, I normally wake up at 3ish and then crash out and go back to sleep. I feel asleep at some point just after hollyoaks so took myself to bed so it means I woke up at 12ish thinking only a few more hours to sleep and 'till the morning, so the night dragged on and on and on. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

AND and, I feel like all my bones are going to shatter at any minute, I have brittle bone thinggy, but they feel like they're made out of holo tubes of porcilin, I can't explain why.

I'm determind not to make today a horrible horrific car crash of a day though. Tell me, there is a girl who I quite like, who I think quite likes me, we can only talk online at the moment 'cus she lives not pop-in-able close enough. Oh Monts...What's the online equivlient to touching your hair, smiling coy'ly, eye contact, frothing at the gash and laughing at your jokes?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
A cock-gaz.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)
I can vouch for this

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Wait a sec, what, what? she's got to send me a cock gaz?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
What if I'm not big enough, she'll have a chance to laugh and show all her mates and go "Aww bless, aren't you adorable ! Here's 50p, go get some sugar, honey."
Where as if I'm in the room with her and the willy is out and primed for action, then she'd feel more obligated to do something with it.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)
What if it's so big that she thinks "Oh gosh, I could never use that, it would be like going down on a telephone poll, this'll never work out, I'm sorry, here's 50p, go get some sugar, honey."

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:44, Reply)
Gaz her someone else's cock if you're worried.
Lenny Henry's, perhaps?
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Or mine.
It's fucking massive.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Massive, but with mottled green markings like a pustulent gecko.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)
It definitely smells like a big one.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)
I reckon I'm probably about the same size as a white Andi Peters, so maybe with a bit of photoshop magic.
I wouldn't want to post Lenny Henry's cock super imposed over my crotch with me doing a thumb's up motion to the camera while smiling, perhaps on a beach at sunset, 'cus that's romantic isn't it? Girls like a bit of that, don't they?....because if we're ever at a sunset, she'll know that I doctored the photographs and when she asks me where I got my penis from, I'd have to be honest and say "OK, I'll come straight, I got it from Lenny Henry" and she'll go "That is one unfunny prick you've got there", and I'll say "Yeah', I know, I hear someone else is doing comic relief this year, so it might be alright this time."
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Two words
Forever single.
(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Haha, oh man, it's true, haha, I can apprechate a life-burn like that.

(, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

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