oh real life lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If I'd known it'd be this well received
I'd have saved it for a QOTW entry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It's the first time I've ever shown a mate at work this place, she laughed too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

She hot?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Oh yeah', 'cus there is going to be a right awnser to that now I've showed the link and it's now blatent what user I am.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

That's a no

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

HELLO GONZ'S FEMALE COLLEAGUE!!!!!!!!!
he thinks you are well mingin', innit, but he'd still stick it up you, so let him so he can tell us all about it, it'll be fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

If you're reading this you should totally sign up and join in.
we're really nice and stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I think you have to say Yes dude.
or you'll never get to put your finger in her bot bot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

The answer is always "yes"
Unless she's well minging and you're worried she's desperate enough to take the "yes" as "omfg I love her despite her warts and tyres and weeping bed sores" in which case the answer's "no". If she's that bad her self-esteem will be wrecked anyway and you're statistically unlikely to be the one that finally drives her to suicide.

Hope this helps.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Did you read about the woman
who hung herself from a tree after her fiancee broke off the engagement? How bad does he feel?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

If her self-esteem was so completely dependent on him staying with her
I imagine he feels the most relaxed he has in years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

think about how the tree feels!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You are harsh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Not bad I'd imagine
funerals are shorter than weddings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

You are probably right.
He was pictured in the paper with a new bird on the firm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I heard he was well hung and she got jelous of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I imagine he's feeling relieved. What a mental.
/callous.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)

The correct answer is "she's in a different league to me"
which sounds like a compliment but is non commital.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Everyone's in a different league to you
Not better, not worse... just different
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Oh niice

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)