OMG
Your mum didn't look so harsh when I met her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This was the early seventies.
We didn't have all that fancy medicine you have now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I see
poor you. Having said that, my grandma would wash your mouth with bleach if she heard you swearing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

We were beaten senseless and appreciated it.
As my mum used to say, when I accused her of being too strict/overprotective/naggy: "Would you rather I didn't care?"

How do mums know exactly how to cut you to the quick? Do they take a special course?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Did you live in a hole in t'road?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Oh, don't get me started
I used to be able to recite that whole sketch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Mi father would beat us.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Do so now, and I shall slay you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Are you not into 'alternative comedy'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)