but, Richard 'Hamster' Hammond told me they have real life trained butchers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

We're talking a pie factory here, on some grim industrial estate on the outskirts of Darwin
and by training they've been told to wash their hands after they've had a shit, not that there's ever any soap or towels in the toilet anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

The sort of place where you have to wash your wellies on the way out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Well, you wouldn't want to walk around with smelly wellies would you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

No one likes a smelly welly boot top

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

This reminds me of the joke about the midget with a sore fanny.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

enlighten me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Midget goes to doctors
says "Doctor every time I walk to the shops I get a really sore fanny"

Doctor asks her to get undressed, checks her over, can't see anything wrong, asks her to get dressed again and then stops and asks her to lie down again with her legs in the air. He leans down with a scalpel and starts rummaging around her lady bits, then when she gets up and walks around she goes "Wow! You've cured it! What did you do?"

and the Doctor shows her the top two inches of her wellys that he just cut off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

BOOM!
Actually i remember it now, very good, your punchline needs work though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'm sure there are better versions around.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)