Cars are ways of getting from A to B
they are boring and people who get all het up about the differences between different types of car are as bad as trainspotters.

Also, Jeremy Clarkson.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

cars bikes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Bikes are the same
which is why I don't fantasise about specific bikes, I own a nice one, and that's that, I don't watch programmes about other more expensive brands of bike, I don't discuss the relative merits of tiny differences between virtually identical bikes.

If you're a pro rider, then these things are important, but as an amateur enthusiast, as long as it's pretty light and the gears work and the frames the right size, I don't really care what colour or make it is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

there was one parked outside my office last night
that was neon pink all over. even i thought that was going a bit far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Liar
It was actually yours.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Such a thoughtful present from you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Unfair.
You can like cars and not be like any of the Three Pricks on Top Gear.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)

No, no you can't,

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I like cars
but have a shit one because I think they are ridiculously expensive. Both to buy and to run.

I like them for how they look and as pieces of engineering.

Please God, don't make me like Clarkson or Hamster.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Right this minute, your hair is both growing to a stupid length innapropriate for your age
and falling out and going curly like pubes around the crown of your head.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:36, Reply)

How could you possibly.....
Nah, that's Monty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Your face is boring.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Your hobby of freezing feacal matter in condoms and then using them to anally violate yourself and others is boring.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

but digging around in the soil
to plant vegetables that grow at a rate of millimetres a day and then waiting and digging around in the soil to kill the pests that try to eat them and then digging around in the soil again to pull them up AND THEN TALKING ABOUT IT TO REAL LIFE PEOPLE is, of course, not remotely boring. not even a litt-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

i am sorry you are ill though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 11:51, Reply)