I’m not for sale, you dismal shower of shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm buying you from one of your creditors who has repossed you due to a lack of other worthwhile goods in your flat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

He would just do things like saying "Hey Monty, if you throw that pint glass at that wall, I'll give you £50"
and you'd do it.

Then he'd move on to things like, "Hey Monty, go and buy me a beer and I'll give you £30" and you'd do it.

And then it would be, "Hey Monty, I think we should all go back to yours and I think I'll sleep in your room and you can sleep on the sofa, but I'll give you £100" and you'd do it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

And then it would be "Hey Monty, I think I'd like this record of yours, here's £100"
and then he'd just smash it in front of you and laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I'd never let that arse-mechanic into my flat.
He'd probably give my sofa AIDS or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I doubt he's the worst thing that's been on your sofa.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No, that's Set Your Faces To Stunned.
By a country mile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

WOO HOO!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That's only because you've never actually been on my sofa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

boo hoo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

GLESS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

True story, when I was a kid, I used to say that if I won the lotto....
.... I'd do things like pay tramps £500 to strip down to their underwear and try and swim in a puddle in the rain.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Not that I'm calling monty a tramp or anything, he's still of a fixed abode while the banks send out those lovely letters with red writting on.
It's when the courts send them that you have to worry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)