I once stumbled out of the bogs at Tonic in Bognor Regis
leaving a 1-dab-short-of-a-full-gram of Californian crystal MDMA on the shelf. Some lucky sod had a good night or two on me that weekend. In some respects it was probably a good thing anyway. Hideous stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:00, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is that like a tube of dib-dab filled to the top minus one licked lollypop worth of the dust?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

It's exactly like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I can't tell if I'm autistic or clever =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

It's a fine line.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)

sounds like quite a lot of fine lines

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I ate a pack or Parma Violets earlier,
left over from some sweets I bought for my kid. I think I prefer their ham.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I quite like Parma Violets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

that makes awesome ice cream

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I was sold speed by former Shamen 'star' Mr C in a club in Bognor.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Did it move, move, move any bowels?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Not that I remember.
Neither do I recall the delivery being smooth like water from a fountain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Mr C definitely went to the same school of rhyming that Miker G attended.
Another alumnus of that hallowed establishment. Another old boy, Morris Minor, is now a don there, I believe. As are Marco, Merrick and I think perhaps Terry Lee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

So what does the rest of the weekend hold in store for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's all I get for this stupendous post?
*flounces*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You don't get any acknowledgement as I've now got the Holiday Rap in my head.
A space that was previously clear of annoying pop tunes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Pop?
I think you mean 'classic old skool hip hop'.

'Pop' indeed. DJ Sven would be turning in his grave, if he were dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I heard that DJ Sven became a muslim and reworked the Holiday Rap.
The chorus now goes, 'We're gonna Ramadanadom for a holiday'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Equating the holy month of Ramadamadingdong with a holiday is sacriliege.
You should be stoned for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*Hunts for Rizla*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Ratpack lolz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um08IJhw3r0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

*Remembers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

DJ Switchback
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4NQhc3V9e4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm in fucking stitches. That is appalling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:35, Reply)

There were so many 'similar' tunes around at the time.
I'll try and find some more for you.

*Books Trip to Trumpton*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Don't put yourself out. Really.
I'd retired from raving before 'Happy Hardcore' came about. It didn't make me happy at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I was more of a Dreamscape/Helterskelter type
Than the later stuff.

Someone should put together a compliation album of novelty 'dance' tracks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:40, Reply)

..and then bury it at sea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Meeting Lusty off the plane tomorrow so can't have a late one
but I'm having a pal over later. And I've just remembered my mater brought me a bottle of Chateau Lesbos yesterday so I'm about to open it. This will ruin my ability to make sensible judgements so I expect I'll be on the MDs by six.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Gay women always drink from the Chateau Lesbo's.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:23, Reply)

THATS THE... oh never mind.
It's actually a fairly mediocre Tempranillo from a small Spanish producer. A kind of 'Tinie Tempranillo', if you will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I liked him more when he did the Halifax adverts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

actual LOL here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

You simpleton.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:28, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:27, Reply)

What makes that any different from the normal stuff?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

If it's a white powder it's heavily cut. The Cali stuff is very strong and very clean.
Mind you there are things you can do to make 'fake' crystal I am told, these days, but this was about 15 years ago. Like a kind of pinkish cloudy amber and stinks like a million pills. Yeuch. I can barely look at it these days, it makes me suicidal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You should hook a brother up.
I don't think any MDMA that's white powder has ever been good. It's always been muddy brown crystals when I've had good stuff. There's some good pills knocking about now, I'm sure they're just the same ones as about four years ago, but due to pills being shit for ages they're seen as 'amazing' in comparison.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)

A friend of mine produces his own pills,
so I can tell you to the mg what is in them. The thought of actually taking them makes me feel genuinely ill. I have properly overdone that stuff and will never touch it again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)

He sounds fantastic.
I will be in touch. Although I do agree, the pill comedown is horrific. The first time I ever did them I was standing on the platform at Victoria and was genuinely considering jumping onto it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)

He is the legendary 'Yeti'. Stunned poster has had the dubious pleasure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I have to meet this man.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 16:48, Reply)