Seriously guys, where the fuck are you?
it's nearly 10:30 in the morning on a Monday there and not a single thread? Disappointed guys, really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:20, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's a Bank Holiday toots.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh. That makes sense.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)

and it's actually sunny

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Frickin' cold for August though :/

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It was cold here today.
Rained and all. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Winter though innit.
I don't tend to define summer as 16deg C maximum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Where's an Arsenal fan when you need one?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

hahahaha
How was your barbie yesterday?

I have a mother fucking hangover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

nal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I can't be arsed to get up.
Anyone else being beyond lazy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I've put a hoover together
it has a handle like a petrol pump, or big laser rifle as I prefer think of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

What hoover did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

a red and silver one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Nice.
Red and silver makes it sound like it'll be a dead fast sporty model.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

yeah, I think they are pandering to
me with the words MACH3 on the side
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to get up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

and after your wank, you'll get out of bed?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh look. It's b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Just watched the latest Curb episode in bed.
Debated sleeping after it but I have things to do. Mainly smoking and eating.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I've just come round from a little nap.
I've got Minder on the telly. It's starting to show its age a bit. The fag machine in the Winchester Club vends at 60p.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'm being one of those annoyingly smug people today, and doing stuff.
I've hoovered out my car, changed over the back seat - oh yeah, bitches! I done mechanics! - and I'm now about to settle down to do my eBay work for the day.

Oh, and I've run the dishwasher and done a load of towels in the washing machine.

I think that counts as a good day's work, and it's only lunchtime. This is a damn sight more productive than I usually like to get.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You could take a walk down to the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

what is this 'walk' of which you speak?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)