I'm in Euston.
It's full of fraught people, vuvuzelas, screaming kids and women with love bites. Gross.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And which category do you fall into?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)

she's a fraught, screamsing vuvuzela
with a love bite
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Tasty little scouse piece on that seat over there.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

So, how are you?
And how's the boy? Did you leave him a broken shell of a man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

She left him drained, aching and red raw.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I'm good but travel-weary. How's you?
I'll bet your brother's already gone to bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I just tucked him in

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You see, had you planned this better
I could have met you for a drink.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Same, but I could have brought waning plague with me too for added excitement

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'm glad my plague waned quicker than yours, It caught up with me at the end of my 9.4miles run this morning.

Sorry, did I mention I was running a half marathon in 2 weeks?

Hope you're feeling better!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

9.4?
Why didn't you run round the block a couple of times to round it up to 10?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I was cold, I felt sick
and my legs were a little bit tired and in agony.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

running is stupid
why would you run at all?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Because I'm doing a half marathon in two weeks time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

but
why?
cars are quicker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

It's a challenge
I said I would do it, and then I couldn't bring myself to drop out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

now this I can understand

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Much better now thanks. You might have mentioned it a couple of times. How's your knee holding up?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Much better
My current weakest link is the bones at the top of my shins, but I think I will cope with the half marathon that I'm running in 2 weeks time.

I love that X-ray picture you posted.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

So do I :) We never get terribly amusing ones at work, so I swiped it off a vet forum I use
Also, excellent! Glad to hear it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Ello Scouse :)
Enjoy it, soon you'll be back in the land of bubble perms, dodgy tracksuits and other such cliches
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I wish that world still existed.
Watching Bread box sets convinced me of this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Do you really want a world of Derek Hatton?
Because the revulsion against Hatton brought us Major...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh bore off.
I'm on about "greetings", "Bill-lee" and "I'm a moggle". Derek's had some startling plastic surgery in the last decade though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

He can probably afford it
On the money he scammed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)

missinghorseboxlolz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

And a "documentary"
It's possible that I know someone who may have been involved with the "documentary".

Or possibly not. Who knows? Degsy was just looking after his city, right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Will you fuck off depressing me!
I was in Liverpool throughout that period, remember. I have no desire to see Derek's face ever again. Not even in my imagination. soap box at someone else tonight please.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:39, Reply)

In my head it still totally does every time I watch X factor by mistake

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I have stuck a rusty fork in my itv just in case that happens.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)