you should probably get the mud off you or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I have, been back for hours and I can hear the washing machine spin as I type
Commiserations on the pig BTW.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Oh, OK, I've not washed clothes since I went to Green Man, I guess you win on domesticity
ta - totally sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Against you, this is no challenge.
If I ever fall below The Cavey Standard I shall expect never to have sex again.

Compassion-based-edit: Not to say you won't, but you're a girl and men have lower standards about these things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

damn it! I bought a hoover the other day
and I even used it today! I'm totally domestic.

does that mean I should be able to pull soon?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Only a hoover repair salesman.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

those guys suck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:34, Reply)

See my edit.
I've always had one, but I make myself keep to a minimum standard by asking myself what a visiting female would think of my flat and what it's state might do to the chances of a return visit.

This is not an issue for you as long as any poor male you lure back can see your tits above the creeping mould.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I'd just like to add that I did own a hoover befre
it was just crap. I feel like I need to make this point for the sake of my repuation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:35, Reply)

your reputation? *raises eyebrow in a way I am tragically unable to do in reality*
FWIW I only bought an ironing board recently after 2 years without.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

ironing boards are for keeping sewing kit on
and nothing more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Unlike you I have a job that requires I look at least nominally presentable.
I have found that shirts are the best solution to this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)

i got described last night by some people
I'd not seen in ages as 'looking like an art lecturer'. I'm just a stereotype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

yup, that's you, boring, predictable, quite ordinary really
does sarcasm this crushingly heavy really need a "/sarcasm"?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

but I am predictable
I almost always know what I'm going to do before I do it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

that makes one of you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

You can't fight it petal.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

i guess it's the path I have chosen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)