Batman Forever is the shittest film in the universe.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scatman Forever is the shittest film in the universe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Oh fine. Batman Forever is the worst film in the universe.
I didn't realise I had to include special interest media in that statement. I suppose technically it makes sense.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You were never taken to see Condorman as a child were you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Not, but it sounds legendary

( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I'd imagine Michael Crawford leaves this off his CV
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo5LZmx9Vrg
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

It's got Frank Spencer in it.
And it's shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*googles*
dear god.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I've not seen Batman Forever, but I can't imagine it was that bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

No, that would be Batman and Robin.
Jesus, that was a rank film.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Ran down the motorway, car came the other way...
FLATMAN!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I managed to watch five minutes
before switching over to a Top Gear that I've only seen five times before.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Batman and Robin
makes Batman Forever look like a masterpiece in dark, gothic, comic book chic. Trust me on this.

Jim Carrey is intensely annoying in it, though, I'll grant you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

"Your entrance was good. His was better."
"Fuck you, bitch! I'm the fucking Batman!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Jim Carrey is intensely annoying in most things.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I heard he was just doing a Tom Cruise spazzy love declaration thing.
Can anyone summarise for me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

"Hello, I'm Jim Carrey."
"Look at my annoying bendy face. It's in love. Now I'm going to do something mad, and intensely annoying".

Is how I imagine it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

The man is human itching powder. Childish, incredibly annoying
and only total cretins find him funny.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

OMG he's RORY???

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)