Today someone showed the MD and some of the other teams work I've been doing over the last couple of days...
... and they're all like, "Oh man, this is awesome", even taking me to the side to tell me how they love what I've come up with.

The only thing that seriously sucks the big one is that I don't know how I'm going to get home today, my stomach is really playing up big-time, I might have to get a cab =( I've not once used a cab to get home from work due to stomach problems.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Unlucky man. That's not going to be cheap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

£31 =/
it's worth it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:19, Reply)

OK, I've taken a fist full of pills, I think I can make it home in one piece... and if I can't, the closer I get to home the cheaper the taxi will be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Could you not just get a rubber bung
and take the tube
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Oh you missed a 'classic' day on here today Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I just read my thread about the tax dodging stinky pikeys who I've just read have lost their appeal.
What else happened?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Fucked if I know, I've just got here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Hundreds upon hundreds of 'TV programme names with a lame food pun shoehorned in'
Less then ten were of any merit at all.

Guiltiest party: a Mr P. Chomp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I almost smiled at 'Quornblower'

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)

'Houmous The Tank Engine' was good too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Fine don't mention any of mine.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:59, Reply)

it was worse than an invasion of sock puppets

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Sock puppets on OT?
Shirley not.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:13, Reply)

You know when you were a teenager
and you stay over at someone’s house and there are several of you sleeping in the same room and you have a running joke and eventually you all want to go to sleep but there’s one kid who won’t stop and cannot take a hint until everyone wants to die?

It was like that but without the teenagers or the sleep or the bit where at first it’s funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

that is exactly what it was like

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I've had a flick through some of the threads today and despite me liking a pun or two
I feel glad to have missed it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

They can't crack 'em like you can, Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I've just been back to have a look.
Dear god the quality was a bit, erm, ITV.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:17, Reply)

What do you suggest I do on the afternoon of your mega bash to keep myself amused.
At the moment, sitting in the pub and reading the paper is winning. Anything worth going to see/do locally?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:18, Reply)

www.visitlondon.com/attractions/

You might be a bit pushed to find something as there's fuck all there, like.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:19, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I'm such a fucking wag, me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Ah NOAH!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Hang out with me if you like.
There'll be a little bit of soundchecky tedium but other than that we could go and look at something, ideally a Tayyabs menu or something like that. But I can also do cultural if you'd prefer?

If you'd rather do some solo sightseeing I can give you a list of non-bent options in the area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Food and beer works for me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Oh man, if you're going to have a tayyabs in teh afternoon
I might come along. And then go home when all the attention seeking spastics come out in the evening.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Good move.
An Internet Hardnuts Convention in the mid-afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Sounds favourite at the moment.
I've yet to sample the food from Tayyabs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Pfft I arrive in the morning

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I'm not getting on a train 'till midday.
Which reminds me, I've still not booked my hotel. I'll do that this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I arrive about midday I think

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Pub is always worth a visit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Arr. But then if there is talk of food as well....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Tayyabs is better than pub.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

You can drink beer in Tayyabs, but you cannae eat Tayyabs in the pub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I have to agree with this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Pubs in London have discovered something new, Jeff.
They're called menus and you can select a variety of consumable items from them, often at a fairly reasonable price. I don't think it'll catch on, personally.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I fancy trying Tayyabs.
Part of me hopes it'll be 'fucking shit' so I can mock Monty in the future, although I strongly suspect it'll be lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 18:27, Reply)