Ugh
Babies smell worse than dogs and cats. If they're not dribbling or throwing up, they're shitting. The only time they're fun to be around is when someone has them all cleaned up and soft and dusted with baby powder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

this
as long as they are asleep and no one makes you hold them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

No, I like holding them, under the above conditions.
There's something very satisfying about nestling a small person in the crook of your arm. Until it starts crying all over the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

no way, it's all stressy
and you're meant to say things like 'aww it's so cute and looks like you', when you're thinking 'shit, I'm going to drop it and it just looks like a baby and oh god I'm not making a happy and impressed enough face, do you think I've held it for a polite amount of time yet'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I'm the same with cocks.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Liar.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Ok I admit it.
I prefer them perky and pleased to see me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)