They make me feel ill, strip clubs.
Proper ill. And even if I was looking at them from my non biased point of view, I genuinely don't understand them. You pay money for a wench to dance around you and you leave more sexually frustrated than when you went in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You can get that treatment in most normal clubs, too.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

That's even more grim.
Half the enjoyment of having sex with someone is that they actually want to have sex with you as well. Unless you're PsychoChomp.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

To be fair Barry
you're obsessed with clothes and drink in The Eagle. Are you sure you've not just been going to the wrong sort of strip club? Something more Chippendales might be a better fit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Also there's a hint of the 'watching porn with your mates' about it
which again I cannot understand one bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

A guy at school watched porn with his dad...
then he stabbed someone and got expelled
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I was only excluded ACTUALLY SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Ugh, and the excruciating part where they start walking around asking you if you'd like a private dance
with this act on that it'd be a huge turn-on for them.

It makes my skin crawl.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It's awful.
And you see those 20-year-old stockbroking trainees with their eyes popping out, absolutely LOVING IT. Pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

The place where I got chatting to one of the girls
was fucking rammed full of rugger buggers. Every single one of them convinced that the girls were gagging for it and took it as a personal slight when they couldn't pull one.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I love this side thread
as it validates something I have been ridiculed for in the past, That strip clubs are shite and in no way entertaining. Paying to become frustrated seems futile.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

See here for further validation
b3ta.com/questions/wasteofmoney/post897885 - FOAF story, I know, but said friend is a reasonably sound source
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:32, Reply)