I've just found out that there is a torrent of Scroobius PIp's new album, that I'll download when I get home.
I can't wait to listen to it. I'm still going to buy it when it comes out though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you going to listen to it in your pants while sitting on the sofa?
Gonz, even though Badger has moved on to that great vagina in the sky, can we still go out for ribs?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I think I will, I might give my balls a good scratch too, you know, the kind where you get a bit of sweaty white skin under your nail... A two handed one too, one to stretch the sack and the other to really get in there.
I would totally awesomely still love to go out for ribs, how 'bout next week sometime? I'm looking at flats around east and high barnet too now, just in case shit doesn't go down in southgate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not certain that those two sentences should be seen anywhere near each other

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I am quietly revolted, myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

There are some good greek restaurants in my neck of the woods.
I can't do next week as I am on full on half marathon prep for the 11th September, do you want me to contact Clendrix and find out when she's free later in the month and we can do diaries and come up with a mutually agreeable date?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah that's fine I understand that you might not want to invite me.
After all, it wouldn't be the 'tiny penis club' if I'm there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Well, I'll be honest here
I was going to see what Lusty was up to, but try and arrange it on a day when she knew you were busy. It's not you Bro, it's just, I've gotta look out for my man Gonz here, I can't be his wingman if I also invite his main rival can I now?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Oh OK.
That's fine. I guess I'll just...I don't know...do something on my own.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

You could get a takeaway
or, or, or, here's an idea, you could always just kind of hang around outside the restaurant and we'll pretend we haven't seen you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

That sounds good to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

And then when we're walking out and Gonz has his arm draped around lustys shoulder
you'll come up and go "Hey Man! What are you doing with my girl?"

and they'll be this awkward pause while we all look at you, and then Gonz will take his arm from round her shoulders, and step forward and look at you with his head tilted slightly to the left and go "Your girl?" and then he'll smile and we'll all laugh and then when we're quiet he'll suddenly jut his head forward and you'll flinch back and then we'll all laugh again and turn and walk off and Gonz will smack lustys arse and she'll put her arm round him and you'll be left standing there in the rain.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'll have a rap-off with him, winner gets the girl and the respect of everyone else... loser isn't allowed to play football on the tennis courts for a month.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Yeah', that sounds awesome.
Is there 3 of you? Two of you should dress up as a tower block and one of you as a plane. Have the slowest one as the plane so it looks like the office blocks are running away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Well, I can't speak for Al,
but after that description, I may never eat anything again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I bet you're the sort to have a sniff, too

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Damn straight, and wipe it on my dressing gown afterwards and act like nothing's happened.
Oh man, I'm so looking forward to this scratch later, I might even stretch to using cutlery.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Curse my vivid imagination

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

A bit of low-level fraud and piracy is about as far as I get, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Oh man I bet there are some 'dirty beats' on there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)