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So what did you investigate?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 16:52,
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Well there was this whole thingwith some smugglers on this island we were hanging out on. B3th said we should go home and it was none of our business, but Blousie said it was our duty as citizens to find out. Quixote said he was too scared and Jeff just barked.
So we snuck around the rock near the cove to see if we could make out what they were saying. It turns out that one of them was none other than Uncle Darth! "I never trusted him!" whispered b3th.
Well, he seemed to be in discussion with some ginger haired crone so we listened in closely to find out what was being said. Shockingly it turned out that he was arranging to smuggle barrels of general knowledge onto OtterIsland via B3topia from the mainland.
Well you know what Blousie thinks of actual facts! She ran out from behind the rock faster than you could say 'fantastic hair you've got there!' and ran towards Darth, screaming. B3th and I tried to stop her, but when we realised it was too late, we joined her to help, Jeff scampering alongside. Quixote just wet his pants.
Anyway, we managed to overpower Darth, but the ginger crone got away in her speedboat. Darth was very sorry and we marched him to the mods who locked him up for the night.
The case is still pending
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