Oh Jesus Christ, swipe.
These detox things are invented to sell books. They do not work.

How can denying your body nutrients ever be doign any good at all? Think about it logically. It's bullshit. It's obviously bullshit. It's on the level of homeopathic sugar pills.

If you start doing this diet, I will personally come over and burn your flat block down out of sheer anger at your daftness.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

why has this now swung me in the opposite direction
and made me much more determined to do it?

hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Because, as proven by your desire to do this snake oil shite,
you're a barely cogniscent masochist.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

mmm
masochism
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That's my best put down of the day so far.
And that's all you offer in return?

I hate you.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

no you don't
you're very fond of me, ONLINE. albeit that sometimes i really irritate you. and sometimes you think idly about chucking one up me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

surely he's not rich enough to have such thoughts?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

every girl needs a bit of rough from time to time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Yeah, but your version of rough would be some North London Ponce like Monty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Have I mentioned that I'm from Surrey?

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I'm really not.
I'm like the rough mate she keeps around in order to help her feel superior.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Surely the Merc, massive sallery and HOY (gay) BOYFRIEND do that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

and you're like the stableboy
who hangs around the princess in the hope that one day-

it's better when joey does it, i can't keep that up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck off am I the stableboy. Horses are stupid.

( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

You called?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Oh please. I never think that.
I think "smashing one up it".
( Kroney, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

mmm
sadism
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'd say I was into S&M, necrophilia and beastiality
But that's just flogging a dead horse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I thought that read"bum your flat block down", these hangover things can be quite hallucinogenic.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

nah
kroney just really wants to have anal sex with me (or anyone), and you have picked up on this internet sexual tension.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)