I'll be honest, I hate talking on the 'phone.
It's the lack of face to face contact, I think, although I have no problem communicating on line. 90% of my correspondence at work was via email as (a) it's easier to check over what you're saying and make sure the message is clear, and (b) you have an instant record of what's been said rather than having to then go and write up a fucking file note to cover you in the event of client arse-wittery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This^
Email FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

"It _clearly_ states in the email that we were due to try doing it while sitting on top of the washing machine. I'm sorry if you misinterprated washing machine as dishwasher, but I feel in this instance, the fault lays with you."

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)