I only like phone conversations with people I'm really close to.
I will text til the cows come home, because that's more convenient and you can just drop it. How do you get rid of some chunnerer if they're actually talking on the phone?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:18, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hang up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*mumble something* *rub phone on jumper for ten seconds* *hang up*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

hang up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Shout racist abuse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Sometimes, even though someone is boring you to tears, the fact that you like them means you don;t want to upset them
If it was a really good mate, they wouldn't mind me going "Yeah alright I've run out of stuff to say now." or "Yeah you're repeating yourself now. T'rah." But an acquaintance, well I can think of one girl and I know the soft mare would cry or top herself if you did that to her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Play the diarrhoea card.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I've got IBS as well so they'd totally believe that...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You can be 'poo pals' with Gonz



and Kroney
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

And my mum.
And other prolific shitters.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Poor old Ian Duncan Smith gets the blame once again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I think I may entitle my autobiography
'Irritable Vowel Syndrome'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)