Things seem to happen at a breakneck speed there, I don't know where you find the time to post.
www.todmordennews.co.uk/news
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Flog It featured Todmorden the other day.
I don't know how they stand the excitement.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

A common joke in town over the years is “I’ll bet you I’ve walked down every street in Tod”. Every Street in the Kilnhurst area is where some of “Life and Times...” was filmed.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

But wait what's this
Although Todmorden’s postmark is Oldham and telephone code Rochdale, both in Lancashire, it is a Yorkshire town.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

It's lolwacky craziness

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Exactly!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Blousie! Blousie!
Look at me and Rory being friends! He might even buy me an ice cream when he comes to the pier!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Who wouldn't want to be your friend b3th.
I'll have my eye on him the whole time he's with us.
( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Everybody I went to school with, Blousie : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Kids know nothing b3th.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

AA's a good way of socialising in the evenings

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It looks like he's listening
but that's just because his mouth is full of munchybox
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I was thinking alcoholics Anon, what a great way to spend an evening if your at a loose end
B3ta AA on the other hand the comedy T-shirt, oh christ, someone should really have a chat with him at the next b4sh about those.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

alright Woodside?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Yeah, not bad.
Y'sen?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:47, Reply)

been better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Alright Mr Woodside?
Did you know that there are some enormous houses in Birkenshaw?

I've just done one today - kept finding strange rooms and I've only just finished writing the blighter up.

Bit of a shame really - I could spend ages doing that garden nicely but it'll just be left to go to weeds.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

There are indeed. It's one of the blue spots in Batley & Spen.
A year or so ago there was a big old bugger on Whitehall Road East that was up for sale at some outrageous asking price even though it literally looked as if it had been hit by a bomb.

Amazingly, someone actually bought it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

This was a good house
If you like 70's style houses.

I'd always thought of Birkenshaw as smaller houses.

About 25% of my work is Spen Valley at the moment and there's some good bits.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Just be sure to lock your vehicle if you're in Littletown or Windy Bank.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Not much call for me there
I start at £80 and nobody is going to pay £80 to confirm that there are still internal walls.

I've just bought a new car so the knacked up Y plate Suzuki is my work car now. You'd have to be a severe mentalist to nick that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

There are a few houses like that round by me.
I live in a lovely part of York. If you've got the means I can find you some great houses that need renovating. You'll make a tidy packet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I'm looking for another do-upper
Maybe this time next year, but I can't afford York.

Mind you, this place was supposed to be a do-up and sell but I'm not letting it go. Too attached to it now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You'd be surprised what 150K will buy you in York.
About 2/3 of a house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Comedy gold, Rory, comedy G O L D.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I wonder if they allow any coloureds into the town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I hope so or my nephew will be kicked out soon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It looks the kind of place with a health undercurrent of racism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

"I'm just off the Paki shop luv, do you want anything?"

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Only against anyone who's not from Yorkshire.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Still bitter over the War of the Roses I see

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Especially at christmas when they're on special offer.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

lolololol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Coloureds are on special offer at Christmas?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)