Make sure you clean yourself up before you go in.
*bow-tie spins round*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Getting your Eastenders characters mixed up here Bal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Oops sorry, I forgot, no porn...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:43, Reply)

that's not exactly pron
more "niche"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

The thought of mike Reid's 'niche' is putting me off my toast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I'd like to see anyone try and argue that this isn't gay porn.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

From a certain perspective
my entire life is gay porn. Especially the bumming men parts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I thought I recognised you in Fire a couple weeks back.
I would have said hello but you looked really into the Euro trance music.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

When I get my gay on there's no stopping me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

There's nothing gay about bumming men, though.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I must be doing it wrong then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

You're wearing a monocle, a pith helmet and giant mustache while your'e doing it, aren't you?
It's not gay if you do it like that. Dates back to the days of the Empire so a man could bugger any young coolie he felt like without any of that silly scandal nonsense wrecking his career.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Correct.
Character-building stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

We should exchange a firm, manly handshake and a "harrumph"
and then hope our eyes don't accidentally meet again as we carry on spit-roasting the young sepoy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Quite so, quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

sepoy ToryBoy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Careful there
You might cause theluggage to pop up and start banging on about his Freefair porn
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Please God no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

+e out
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

doesn't contain a sexual organ of any kind
isn't simulating sex. Therefore isn't porn. case closed.

Doesn't stop it being NSFAeating, mind you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Mike Reid was a complete 'sexual organ' I would imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

What about the moana lisa's susggestive smile?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)