This looks like some of the crap that I read on Facebook all the time
- generally from girls that I went to school with, who after leaving school didn't travel as far as the outskirts of town, and who now still live and work there 20 years later.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This is why I cannot go near Facebook for medical reasons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

On the contrary old chap, I find that it makes me feel a hell of a lot better about my lot

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I think stayiing away from that kind of idiocy has prevent my having several seizures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I am sure you are missed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I am sure you are bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You WISH I was bent.
*isn't bent*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*is far from convinced*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

...as you are buried up to the nuts in his anus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*yanks at raw bacon on string*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I WISH you two would get a room.
I've never seen such a blatent exhibition of the love that dare not speak it's name in ages.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

See above

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He's not my type. Too much hair.
I, unbelievably, have a mutual friend with Monters. I mentioned this on the phone to this friend and he said "Has he still got the long hair?" He hasn't seen him for 20 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

London: a city of 9 million people
although 8.99999 million of them are lifelike robots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

RICH lifelike robots.
Paying taxes so you Northern Monkeys can be employed by the government.

*puts down The Mail*

*is a cunt*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)