I've found the ideal event for Monty
kickingandscreening.com/ - A film festival to engage, connect, and inspire soccer and film enthusiasts through the celebration and presentation of soccer/football culture.

Not just because he's really into film, but also because of how much he enjoys a good football discussion.

What events would you send a b3tan to?

Alt: Lunch, but only if it's interesting. We wouldn't want to bore anyone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:45, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Roll on the next thread

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Glad you could contribute
I hope that's not a lunch pun, we take a dim view of that sort of thing round these parts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Roll is a type of food, but thread is not a tv show, try harder

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Threads is.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

The Edam and Joe Show

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Puns aren't funny any more it's all about oven cleaning these days.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Did you use Mr Mussel?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

How clean is your house with Triffle and Crepe Suzette

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Fillet Bang?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'd send Rory to one of those primal scream therapy events.
I feel it would help him deal with his anger and lack of self worth.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

self
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Crow to a live showing of the Jeremy Kyle Show
Alt: my lunch is always boring at the moment. More soup and carrots with perhaps some ham.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Hello hon!
How are you at the moment, apart from hungry?
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Okay thanks :) hurt my neck from trampolining though
how've you been?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Trampolining???
Oh boy! I'd loved to have seen that. Hahaha! Is this your chosen mode of exercise?

I'm bored stupid but looking forward to the weekend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah
my problem with exercise is that it bores me, while trampolining is quite fun so I try and do half an hour a day, and then half an hour of situps and stuff.

Ooh what've you got planned for the weekend?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Just a trip to London.
Hopefully get to Greenwich park if the weather is nice.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Sounds fun
who are you going with?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

CQ is having the pleasure of my company over the weekend.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Hope you have a good time
are you coming to Monty's bash?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Hell yeah!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

My phone must be broken
as I've not got your text re meeting up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I had actually thought about asking you if you wanted to come.
Truefact!

Just wanted to make sure the weather is favourable first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Fine by me.
Although he would have to come sarf of the river....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You could both talk about tanks while I totter behind you looking pretty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh, yes, I bet Monty likes a nice Tank.
We can argue if the German Tiger was better than the Russian T-34. Naturally I'll stick up for the Soviet 'people's tank' while he supports the better engineered but less widely produced German monster.

Then we can go home and watch Kelly's Heros and point and laugh at Shermans.

*GLESS*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Tiger wins that hands down. Sheesh.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Quantity has a quality of its own
- Stalin
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Looks like I'm going to be in the badlands in the evening anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Lewisham?

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You're learning.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

You're a good teacher.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*strokes cane*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

wibble!

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Surely black eyes would be a more likely trampolining injury

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Glad I'm not the only one to think this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

The trick is wearing two sports bras

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

*sadface*
Stop spoiling the beautiful images in my head.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

*two sports bras high fives*

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*puts on two sports bras*

Now what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Jump up and down safe in the knowledge your moobs ain't budging.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Moobs?
Fack orf love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I shall have to investigate in the flesh as is were to be fully convinced.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I've had secondhand chips for lunch.
The chippy always gives my colleague too many chips, and I was easily persuaded to hoover up the remains.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Not really second hand but spare.
He didn't actually reguritate them did he?
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Spare sounded boring.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You snorted chips?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Just the vinegar,
I can suck a chip from a plate faster than a Dyson.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:08, Reply)

2 point 4 pilchards

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

'First of all who cares what people think just be yourself
and say what you think because if your talking to someone and you can't be yourself around them then you shouldnt be talking with them because they want you for something else rather than just to be your friend and enjoy your company. so say jokes if you want even if they are bad lol just make sure you use them at the right time lol and who cares if you are flirting it gets people intrestested and you can always tell them no if it gets too crazy so laugh be crazy and just be yourself and once you find people where you feel like you can say pretty much anything then you have found a good group of friends just dont' get involved with stuff you don't believe is right. and You gotta say what you think because people cant read your mind and so they will just think that you agree with them and are on the same page and just go with that. so once again laugh tell a stupid joke lol its funny and flirt a little if you feel like you are doing so because if you flirt with someone they will end up listening to you and start to be very intrested in what you do and not just because they like you but because they want to see what else they could like about you. So laugh, and be yourself! :P'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:11, Reply)

*eyeballs start bleeding*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I think he's finally flipped
It was bound to happen, poor man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What the hell is that, you terrible cunt?
My eyes are bleeding.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I googled 'how to stop being boring'
in the hope that there would be a related event that I could link to, saying that I would sent the vast majority of B3tans to it, but there wasn't. This is what I found instead, and once I'd strangled someone to help me calm down I thought I'd share it.

Rather helpful advice, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

That person got an A* at English GCSE
I guarantee it.
( Kroney, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

looks like it's contagious
some sort of hemorrhagic fever, probably.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Moar line breaks please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

not the wine o'clock news

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Colin's sandwich

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Band of Gold (the white chocolate biscuits, not real gold, obviously)

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

This looks like some of the crap that I read on Facebook all the time
- generally from girls that I went to school with, who after leaving school didn't travel as far as the outskirts of town, and who now still live and work there 20 years later.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

This is why I cannot go near Facebook for medical reasons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

On the contrary old chap, I find that it makes me feel a hell of a lot better about my lot

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I think stayiing away from that kind of idiocy has prevent my having several seizures.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I am sure you are missed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I am sure you are bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You WISH I was bent.
*isn't bent*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*is far from convinced*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

...as you are buried up to the nuts in his anus

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

*yanks at raw bacon on string*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I WISH you two would get a room.
I've never seen such a blatent exhibition of the love that dare not speak it's name in ages.
( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

See above

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He's not my type. Too much hair.
I, unbelievably, have a mutual friend with Monters. I mentioned this on the phone to this friend and he said "Has he still got the long hair?" He hasn't seen him for 20 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

London: a city of 9 million people
although 8.99999 million of them are lifelike robots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

RICH lifelike robots.
Paying taxes so you Northern Monkeys can be employed by the government.

*puts down The Mail*

*is a cunt*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

And people wonder why I detest the human race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Bad Grills

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

And people wonder why I detest the human race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The Soupranos

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Cracker

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

The Twiglet Zone

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

*laughs*
*is myself*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

*flirts*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

*doesn't think this is right*
*doesn't get involved*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

*motions to Rev to start the engine,
pretends to need the loo and escapes via the kitchens*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Pancakeday Kitchen
Alt: Bodeans burger with blue cheese and grilled onions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*sobs into napkin*
*repeatedly updates facebook in the middle of the night*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Billy Joel's tech-savvy followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

The Wide Awake Club Sandwich

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

People are biased against creative ideas, studies find
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

How did you get hold of my match.com profile?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Autism UK conference
Alt:
Cherry tomato, orange pepper, green chilli and feta salad, with thyme, balsamic and olive oil.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Needs MOAR meat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

www.autism.org.uk/calendar.aspx

www.autism.org.uk/calendar/14794.aspx is a useful event in a useful location.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I've just cleaned the oven
but now I can't use it for like half an hour because I've got to boil a lemon in it or some shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

So lunch will consist of raw sausages and a potato

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Use the microwave.
Alternately, if you're eating Pot Noodles, use the kettle.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Potato in the microwave. Sausages in the toaster.
Hey presto, sausage and mash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Fry the sausage and small chunks of potato in a frying pan, add some beaten eggs and hey presto!

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Hey presto!
You have a bowl of food that looks precisely like vomit!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Pfft! not if presented with a small peice of parsley as a garnish.

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Hardly Haute Cuisine is it. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Thanks for the helpful advice guys,
but unusually for an internet person I can wait an hour for food. I have whisky.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Whisky will get you through times of no food,
better than food will get you through times of no whisky.

Ta to The Freak Brothers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'm surprised no-one ever made a terminally shit Freak Brothers film

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

No modern actor has a suitable nose

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I have a cold and a week off work
Hot toddys are allowed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

WATERPROOF TROUSERS WARNING
If you don't have one of these already, get one before you start using it again:

www.lakeland.co.uk/3318/Magic-Oven-Liner?src=gpsol&gclid=CMDhiODViKsCFUQMfAodfzVu2Q
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

We got one but didn't bother to clean the oven before using it.
Plus I did the deep cleany type with taking the glass out and that shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Those plastic bag cleaning kits are excellent too.
You put the shelves in the bag with a chemical and leave it overnight - then when you rinse them off they look like brand new with zero scrubbing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm listening to Jimmy Eat World
/tries desperatly to change the subject.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Got any top tips for shifting a particularly stubborn poo-slide?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

1. Take The Truth Fairy's face
2. Scrub it repeatedly in the shit-streak, bellowing 'THE CHOCCY HORROR SHOW! RICHARD THE TURD PART THREE! THE CURSE OF POO MANCHU! STIG OF THE DUMP!!!! etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

*takes notes*
"Hey TTF, does this rag smell of chloroform?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

"It wer the best nine nurts ah evah spent" - Hilda Crutchitch, The North.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Tin foil is cheaper
Even allowing for needing replacement occasionally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Spoken like a true New Cross GATE cheapskate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Damn right.
I didn't not rise to these dizzy heights by throwing my money away. Take note Lewisham Lad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I aspire to live closer to a Sainsburys than a Lidl.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

As well you should young man, as well you should.
*may shop at lidl*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

That's SE London for you...
Assuming the Lidl wasn't looted out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

IT WAS!!
No fucking aspiration, the kids today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Hey, I live considerably closer to Sainsburys than Lidl
and Aldi, come to that
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's because you are upper class and live in a quality area.
I live in a riot stricken slum, that on Saturday morning resembles downtown Abuja.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

This is true

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

for those who care:
Sainsburys - 0.3 miles
Aldi - 0.5 Miles
Lidl - 1.1 miles
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

*longs for the days of Lighty's storage box posts*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Man, those were the days.
The internet is fucking shit today.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I am however 1.8 miles from the nearest M&S
so not proper posh.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

and being, as I am, only 0.8 miles from Morrisons
I fear I may live in The North.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

On balance I live in Coronation Street over New Cross

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I am going to roast a motherfucking chicken
as I am at home feeling sorry for my self. My breathing sounds like an 80 year old asthmatic's
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

That's AIDS.
Sorry to be etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Worse I fear it may be cat AIDS
Better get the bricks and sack
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

*waits for Monty to say his grammer is like an 8 year old tard*

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Grammar

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

No she's never had children.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Grammer?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Grammar

( girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

In your face!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Comprehensive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Waits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

No she's never had children.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

ididntnoewotdismeenz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Repetition is funny.
Is funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

You can say that again
I said... etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

how do you know that she isn't an aggressive paedophile?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

That wouldn't make her a grammar (grand-ma)
I didn't think I'd have to explain the pun to you of all people.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I'm not angry, just disapointed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Oh dear
you said she had never had children, I was suggesting that maybe she had.

Oh dear, oh dear
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I think you're Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I think you're Bert too

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

That's not even a pun. That's just deliberate misinterpretation for comedy effect.
That's not allowed here.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

'tard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

There's other shit there too.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You must be used to that by now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Troof der

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

'tard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Could someone do something about this shit thread please?
Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

no
u nless you want a thread on Tanks of the Second World War.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

That's more than fine by me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Maus, fact or fiction

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)