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So lunch will consist of raw sausages and a potato(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Use the microwave.Alternately, if you're eating Pot Noodles, use the kettle.
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Potato in the microwave. Sausages in the toaster. Hey presto, sausage and mash.
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Fry the sausage and small chunks of potato in a frying pan, add some beaten eggs and hey presto!(
girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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Hey presto!You have a bowl of food that looks precisely like vomit!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Pfft! not if presented with a small peice of parsley as a garnish.(
girlinthehole, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:00,
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Thanks for the helpful advice guys, but unusually for an internet person I can wait an hour for food. I have whisky.
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Whisky will get you through times of no food, better than food will get you through times of no whisky.
Ta to The Freak Brothers.
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I'm surprised no-one ever made a terminally shit Freak Brothers film(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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No modern actor has a suitable nose(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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