Morning ya bampot
It's getting to that time of year again. The Hallowe'en stuff is out in the shops and we lit the fire for the first time since before summer. You can't beat a nice coal fire of an evening. It was certainly more interesting watching that than the England match.

Alt: Films. I'm really 'into' them.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You can easily beat a coal fire of an evening. Don't talk shit 'Bill Clay'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Not without getting embers all over the place you silly old daftie
Think things through, yeah?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

OK sorry 'Bill'.
I'll try to next time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

If indeed there is a next time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

You said it, Tango.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I successfully avoided the England match by having fuckloads to do last night
Didn't get sat down until 10pm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I, too, successfully avoided the England match.
I found this to be remarkably easy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

A football match?
Blissfully unaware of it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

So were the England team

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Zinged

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Much like most of the England team it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I've heard of 'Ian Rush' and 'Kevin Keegan' if that helps?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

If you are an 80's scouser, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

My friend challenged me to name some Manchester United* players a couple of years back
I could not. Apparently Bryan Robson no longer plays football.

*I hear they are quite a popular team
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Nobby Styles?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

No, that's all cleared up now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Kevin Keegan coming off his bike on Superstars
is the best thing that has ever been on television EVER.

Better, even, than the spastic specials of We Are The Champions, and when Deacon flipped his shoe in the sea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I need to Google this forthwith
The mop-topped quitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

You would loov it*



*IT'S A KEVIN KEEGAN SPORT JOKE!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

A good one too
*applauds*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

what about Anthea Turner getting her hair set on fire by a motorbike?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

The Davro faceplant posted on here a while ago raised a giggle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Shit football. 150 snots for a ticket
and the Met line was "part suspended" between Aldgate and WEMBLEY PARK.

You've got to laugh or you'd go postal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

£150?
Fucking hell!! I paid £38 last time I saw England
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Please don't tell me you paid 150 quid for a ticket???

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

For £150 I'd expect to be sitting next to Capello

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that's the only way Theo Walcott gets in the squad.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Haha!
Especially after "his" book
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Is he a 'Townshend'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

He still looks like Townsend "research"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's either that or he won a competition.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

It reminds me of a really shit joke from 2002ish that for some reason I found funny/still remember.
"Madame Tussaud's has a new waxwork exhibit of the England team and Sven Goran Errikson, where members of the public can showcase their skills and win an 'honorary' place in the England squad ahead of the World Cup. Security have so far had to ask James Beattie to leave on several occasions."
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Ha. I would have liked that at the time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

The most I've ever paid for a ticket for a game of football is £50.
And that was for a European final.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Club Wembley innit.
Posh seats and facilities.

Corporate ligging so no SYFTS money lined Wembley pockets.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I have indeed got to laugh.
HA HA HA HA HA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm truly gobsmacked.
Especially seeing as a couple mate couldn't give their spares away on Facebook over the past week.....they were after twenty and twenty five quid respectively.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Stunned poster is a City wanker:
everything they purchase they get ripped off on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It's the emotional investment football fans make that amuses me the most.
I had friends who shed actual tears at some important missed penalty kick in the mid-nineties. Grown men too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Imbeciles.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I've managed to tune it out.
If we win I will literally milk it for all it's worth. If we lose, who gives a toss eh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Hallo'ween stuff out in the shops?
Try Mince Pies in our local Co-op.

I swear I'm going to go postal one day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I genuinely
wouldn't complain if they sold Mince Pies all year round. The rest of Christmas stuff can fuck off until 1 December, but Mince Pies can stay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Screw Halloween stuff
I saw Christmas stuff in Debenhams on the 1st.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)