I had a fucking great steak on Monday night
with home made chips and massive roasted mushrooms.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dinner of Champions my friend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

+gn

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Hee hoh he hoh*
*Frenchlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It was indeed
Despite Mrs Cow liking her steak cooked something akin to my shoe, she manages to do a most amazing rare steak on the griddle pan
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

She's a keeper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Indeed she is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I had a massive veal chop on Saturday night
I pan roasted it in butter and rosemary.

Delicious.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

fuck off, how did you roast it in a pan?
Fucking internet LIES. You're a disgrace, stunned.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Can you not seal it in the pan then put it into the oven - in the pan?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Hey presto, pan roasted.
That's exactly what I did.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Course you did Walter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Fucking big man on the end of the internet.
I'll do your fucking legs, son.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'll do your fucking son, 'Legs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Fuck off with your lies
pans in the oven - witchcraft.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

He can't stop himself.
Fucking 'Walter Mitty' wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Yeah well I ate four whole cows
and then drank 450 pints and never even broke a sweat.

Then I beat up* Jeff Capes with one hand.


*don't bother with a strikethrough you witless cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Bollocks
I saw you chuck after a corner shop sarnie and ONE can of Carlsberg Export.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It was TWO CANS ACTUALLY so ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm assuming Jeff Capes works in some call centre somewhere
whereas Geoff Capes now breeds budgies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Good one, 'Cow.
You tell the twat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

*rumbled face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

He's bred budgies for years - long before he gave up 'sport'
*may know quite a lot about budgies*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Wasn't he a copper.
Or peado?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No, you're thinking of 'you'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm not a copper.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yes he was a copper.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Lose the mushrooms and you're onto a winner.
I serve mine with baked sweet potato, on a bed of steamed spinach in garlic butter.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I serve mine on the thighs of 100 Thai virgins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Some of which are female.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

the top half looks it anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Shim FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Happy Candleday Vippers
What with the wedding and all, life can't get much better.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Happy Candelabra, Scabros.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I've changed my mind on mushrooms now
Chestnut mushrooms are magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Portobello are the business
Turn them upside down, chuck in a bit of butter, parsley and garlic then roast in the oven for 20-30 mins

Secret ingredient is also worcestererererererer sauce on them, but only a tiny bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

There is nothing right about mushrooms.
They are horrible.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Shush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

You are talking bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)