That and Poland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I love you Po-land.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

haha!
Just say no, kids
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

My pal Nick manages the Chemical Brothers
and wrote their contribution for the booklet for the Homelands party. Most people had a paragraph about how they really enjoyed playing there etc - not Nick.

He forgot until the last minute and then just sent in 'we love you Home-lands'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Get us a date with Ed. I quite fancy him.
Edit - actually it's the other one.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Is he the one that Lily Allen said was shit in bed?
Or is that the other one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That'll be him.
He got her pregnant.

Plus he's shit at everything else so it fits. Tom does EVERYTHING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Are you fucking joking?
He's terrible.

He used to ring my flat at all hours of the night trying to speak to me flatmate whom he fancied. The fucking twat.

I nicknamed him 'Simple Simmons'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

See above

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Phew.
Tom Rowlands is a fucking lovely, lovely bloke and genuinely talented. His brother's a nutcase but also lovely. City boy, he is. Probably knows Stunned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*Googles*
Dear god woman you really do have atrocious taste in men. Although I should have known this from the whole Seth Rogan debacle.

I bet you fancy Wayne Rooney

Edit: slightly better, but still...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Ahem!
Do I?
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm going with 'yes'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

*is in 'agreement with Monty' shocker*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*is massively unsurprised that Monty has a chum who wrote some drivel for some obscure band*
*is aware the Chemical Brothers are not obscure, but probably thinks they are shit*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I think they're shit
If that is any help
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Song of the Siren (when they were the Dust Brothers) is a great tune.
I quite liked the original version of Chemical Beats too.

That's it though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I quite liked Block Rockin' Beats
if this is what it was called and if it was by them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Schoolly D sample
and also a loop from a cassette of DJ Riz that my pal Mat lent Tom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

MORE FACTS AS THEY HAPPEN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Tell Mat not to lend him any more cassettes, will you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Will do!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Thanks, much appreciated.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)

No probz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:35, Reply)