I am going to Alton towers on Sunday
staying in a hotel and getting fucking bladdered before going to the theme park in the morning and playing on rides all day and I don't have to do any driving and will have no children with me so I will be consuming many things in excess in a consequence free environment.

Seeing a supernova actually does interest me a lot! More than your wedding in fact. I remember how exciting things were before my wedding but they change once they have that ring, they swear they won't and you don't believe they will but they do, then one day you find yourself with the knife in your hand standing over the body and you have no idea how you got there and you have to dispose of the body and somehow convince her family that she moved to Saudi Arabia with one of those princes from the shitty books she reads and is never coming back then the police question you for ages but they can't charge you due to lack of evidence and no body, you can't get any life insurance and because you now have two kids to support on one salary you lose the house and end up living in a crummy rented flat with everyone whispering behind your back that they know the truth.

And that is why you shouldn't get married.
( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:27, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*backs away slowly*

(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Listen to PJ
He knows of where he speaks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You are going to vomit out your internal organs
if you go on the rollercoasters with a hangover.

Do it!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I WILL!

( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Sheesh
You as well?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Nemesis is the best ride at Alton Towers
Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool, a liar, and a commie.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Mrs Cow is off there next weekend with the school
She hates rollercoasters - haha!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Bit early in the year for a school trip, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You've obviously never been on the teacup ride
Epic ride.
( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Went on it, span it as fast as we could
Fell out when it stopped, felt sick for about ten minutes, went back on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You can't get a thrill like that on Nemesis

( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A while ago, we went in about the 3rd week of September, midweek
We managed to go on Nemesis 5 times in a row, only had to queue once, as that was for the front.

Conclusion = Nemesis at the front is nowhere near as good as riding at the back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You are wrong
Oblivion is the best ride, followed by Air, Rita, Nemesis, then Thirteen.

*is neither a fool, a liar, nor a commie*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Air is shite.
Far, far too slow.

And Oblivion is a one trick pony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)