I used to go and see metal bands all the time
and would be headbanging and moshing all over the place. People were dicks back then as well, but it's got worse with the shoving and the running in stupid circles.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

People run in circles? What for?
Is jumping up and down awfully passe now?
( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

search for circle pit on youtube
it's fucking dumb.

Where the mosh pit would normally be you get a load of people running in a big circle as fast as they can.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, looks pointless.
They all need a wash and a haircut.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Haha, that sounds great.

( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

it's not, it's stupid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I would actually pay to go and see a band just so I could watch the circle pit.

( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

that's like paying to fuck a stunning hooker so you can stare close-up at her arsehole

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

No doubt there are men who would.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

but it would be stupid is my point
and any old hooker would do
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I like the irony aspect of paying for a stunning hooker and then only getting off by looking at her anus.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

that's kind of my point
no point paying for something good to only look at shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I know what your point is.
I'm just saying how funny it would be.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

it wouldn't be funny
it'd be stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
How much would this cost?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

the same price as fucking her I assume
I didn't actually think this through at all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

It's a good plan.
We just need to iron out the detail.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

That all looks a bit gay and line-dancey to me

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

haha
tis true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I'm evidently having a day of truth.
Scabs gone yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

yeah mostly
have got a couple of pockmarks on my face and a little bit blotchy, but mostly fine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

How long til the impending shackling?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

it's on saturday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Time to get with the foundation then
still at least it's mostly gone. Hope the whole thing goes well I'm, sure it'll all be lovely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

naa, it's not too bad
and I've worked an 'amusing' comment about it into my speech.

Thanks though. I'm just hoping the weather isn't really shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Your getting married in a field like a hippy?
I know you've probably covered all this, but I'm allergic to weddings and so will not have read it.

On a side note, I was genuinely surprised at how ha4rd it was to say something positive re your impending marriage. Not because it's yours, you understand, I think I have more residual marriage issues than I thought. interesting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:47, Reply)

that was the original plan
but it's actually really expensive to get marquees and bogs and stuff, so we are having it in a stylish Georgian hotel in the middle of Exeter. Our mates fucking love it because they can get slaughtered and walk home.

That is fairly interesting. I've only had good experiences of them so far
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I think he's talking of the marriage and not the ceremony.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)

my married friends are thoroughly enjoying themselves
and within my quite large extended family there has only been one marriage that split up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

True, true.
Although I think the fact that I went into the cermony believing it would magically make things different and perfect and everlasting has not helped. /twat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Good plan.
Other people's wedding have been tollerable, although not been to one while free and single which would add to the enjoyment muchly. My own was great at the time, I suppose it's more what came after. /bitter twisted shell of a man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Is that the hotel at the end of the pedestrianised bit?
I cannot recall the name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

No
I have no idea where you mean. There isn't actually anywhere that I'd class as pedestrianised
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

There is a bollarded street running next to the grass in front of the cathedral
with a nice hotel at the end of it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

They can try...
but they can't stop Vippy taking his van where he likes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:09, Reply)

If you can find them, maybe you can hire
THE SMUG TEAM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

oh right, that bit
the Royal Clarence probably

but no, that place is far too fucking fussy. It's a typical hotel with delusions of grandeur.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

£12 for a G&T in there!
Fucking hell
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You are soooYESTERDAY Kroney.
Get with it. Man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Get with the times, grandad.

( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Hahaha.
In the car the other day I became acutely aware of how like my Dad I am becoming.

Even spouting the same shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:26, Reply)