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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Out of beige, taupe and faun, what is your favourite neutral shade?
Alt: mushroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Taupe, especially when with blue.
Alt: enough to swing a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Commendable

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)
BEIGE!
No, taupe.

FUCK IT I CAN'T DECIDE

Alt: mushrooms are the devils tagnuts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I threw mushroom in as a last minute exciting shade.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Mushrooms should be thrown... in the bin! Amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I think this is getting a bit controversial.
But that's ok, because that will be just the boost OT needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I could tell you my thoughts about sausages if you really want shit shook up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Do you think they're 'nommy' or do you want to 'cunt' them in the 'fuck'?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Neither
I am entirely non-plussed about sausages
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I think you mean to say that your mother used to beat you with them

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
YOU LEAVE MY MOTHERS SAUSAGE OUT OF THIS

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
What you gonna do? Flounce? Eh?
You sausage-beaten cunt you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
FORK OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Look at his eyes on the right. Have they been shopped?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That's the look of someone being NON-PLUSSED by SAUSAGE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I've had moments like that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)
internet bullying at it's finest.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I knew that but I don't think broadsword knows about the exiting world of neutral shades.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I knew you knew.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Grey.
/rebel
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I'm gazzing the mods, you have no respect for me or my feelings.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
My brief for some work just now was "Make the language sections really annoying, so they can't mistake where they are....make german pink".
Task Done.

imgb.in/9l
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:11, Reply)
You are not allowed on the neutral thread with such shades.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Then I'm not entirely sure to tell you the truth.
I like it when you have a nutral shade with another floral patern inside it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
you're just loco

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)
These are nice
www.wallpaperdirect.co.uk/products/prestigious/shade-cognac/84502
www.wallpaperdirect.co.uk/products/graham-and-brown/glamour/84629
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
BROWN GLAMOUR

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Beige, I suppose
Alt: Chestnut.

In other news, I'm quite pleased to have found this image again, it amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)
The Ski (yoghurt) at Night

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Today will live long in the Pantheon of Off Topic.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm happy I was a part of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
498 pages of fucking shit
Still at least Tosh Lines is at the top of the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
He would be a fitting epitaph.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I lolled at his final sighting 'looking dishevelled and clutching a bag containing super strong lager'
Get in there Tosh !!111!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)
To be honest I shouldn't even be here today.
But you know how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah but you'd have missed Tosh BACK AT THE TOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I am saving it as a dossier of beige

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)
At a push I think I'd go for taupe
I'm a neutral colours person at heart really.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Would another HSH thread relieve the tedium?
Alt: What other customs form Days gone by can be dig up?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I miss wanking Wednesdays.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)
But it's Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Every day's a Wednesday in my world.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Wednesdays are the best days
i like Wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Wednesday sounds like breasts if you say it very fast.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'd forgotten all that drivel

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)
It may have been drivel to you but for me it was a welcome release.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This place is one giant HSH thread!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
no, no
the last HSH thread was much more excited, people gpot all shouty, it was fun. There were kitums
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Stoppit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
And Tidyup
NYAAAAH

/Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That sounds more like Arnie

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You'll need sound for this one
eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
You know me, I'm a maverick.

Calico.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I have to object on moral grounds

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I can see I'm going to struggle with the Christian Right on this
but I have to stand my ground on my right to enjoy neutral colours that come from outside the accepted norm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Well I'm sorry buddy but I'm pro-life and you're a murderer

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
It's my body and I have the RIGHT TO CHOOSE

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)
You should have chosen a better one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
How rude.
I'll have you know it's in excellent health for its age.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Taupe
I have a really nice pair of shoes in it

Alt: mm strogangoff
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)
We'll have mushroom flavoured mushrooms only thank you very much

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Ooh controversial
my favourite neutral colour is grey anyway so nyah
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
The best grey is the grey of a wet London Tuesday.
This is unequivocal scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I could really go for a cup of earl grey right now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)
The shops are that way ->

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

This is surprising news!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)
There's no actual evidence for it.
But it is scientific fact.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Mushroom/grey like my AMAZING NEW SHOES.
/broken record.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)
What shape are they?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)
My brother described them as something Robocop would wear to a christening.
I took it as a compliment. Only bad news is they're way too big, so I gotta send them back. A shop in Spitalfields has a pair in the size below so that's where I'm going in a sec. Obsessed, me?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'm glad you answered.
I was going to answer for you with "Like spaniels' ears."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I start a pretend thread about beigeness and it goes on for half an hour...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

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