I would just like to appologise for 24 hour clinical depression.
They say depression is a very selfish desease, that the person who has it can't see beyond their own lives, and how it effects everyone they came in contact with. It's a horrible thing that lead me to eat half an entire defrosted banoffee pie, for non celebratory reasons. I don't ever wish to go through that again.

Anyway, I just bought the new Starfox 64 3DS game, and it'll be fun to play on the tube while going into work. Plus an album comes out next monday (not tomo) that I'm really looking forward too. Plus I saw a really nice flat yesterday that I think I probably want to buy. I have my whole life ahead of me, even though I'm going to make umami pizza again tonight for dinner, while catching up on Hollyoaks. So, some girl missed an opertunity to date me, it ain't no ting but a chicken wing. Besides, that leaves me for a chance to join in the mass orgy at Swipies at the end of the month... and if I think about it, it's not really fair to take me off the market just yet.

Oh man, I was unhappy for 24 hours, it wasn't very nice at all, I don't know how you lot with terminal grumpy-heads do it, it's much better to be happy with life. Yup, drinking a yop or buying a video game is deffo much better than being clinicly depressed, you lot with that should try that instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:13, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sorry things have been a bit tricky Gonz.
Having just dipped and and out of here this last week, would I be right in thinking that you asked someone out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah', kindda, spent all friday on the voice skype thing, on saturday I got the "I'm not looking to have anyone in my life, but if I was, you'd be everything I want, you'll find someone one day".
Oh lol, gutted, UNLUCKY, never mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Sad times Gonz.
Don't look for a partner though, let them find you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)

That's the thing, I wasn't really looking, I just thought "Oh gee oh gosh, wouldn't it be nice".
I'm really not bothered anymore, I got to much awesome things going on in my life at the moment to let one thing suck, or not suck, whatever it is in this case.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

hurr hurr
'suck'...

Why, if I wasn't married, and didn't live halfway across the known world, and didn't have an irrational hatred for poor spelling, and was ten years younger, and could handle being around filthy disgusting tar-lunged nicotine-addicts, and actually wanted a boyfriend...

No, never mind. I've talked myself out of it. You'll have to die alone and friendless. And surrounded by the carcasses of a million banoffee pies. With only Monty for company. And you can talk about how everything is 'fucking shit'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Oi. Spazz Face.
Tell me all about the pier. You just said it was tacky and that I'd love it the other day.

What sort of review is that, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

what do you mean?
How much more in-depth could I get?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Is it shit enough that I don't need to bother going.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I'VE BEEN
IT'S FUCKING SHIT AND BENT AND THEY SHOULD BURN IT BACK DOWN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

^ This is the sort of review I'm looking for.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Even a bloke who would event qwahsontz filled with...
2x Banana'n'Peantbutter
2x Peanutbutter'n'Nutella
1x Nutella'n'cashewnuts
1x banana'n'peanutbutter'n'nutella

i.imgur.com/7bkfK.jpg

I got these in the oven now, and just so you know, I can put some buns in your oven too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I'm not sure the photo is doing justice to your quahsontz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Yeah', but look how they've come out (ok, a little darker than wanted)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I hope they've left you feeling smug.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Oh god, they're really really REALLY good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:17, Reply)

You won't want to eat your dinner if you stuff your face now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I got umami pizza for dinner, nice and healthy. I'll take these into work tomo, I don't wanna eat them all, but I deffo could. They're reallly REALLY good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I swear this group is trolling me.
www.facebook.com/pages/Crohnies-4-Life/152663491421874
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Depression isn't a choice though is it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:39, Reply)

It is. I still support Bristol City

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

oh lol
a gaz too late
meeeeeeeeeeeeeh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

no, you can still come to the orgy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

jog on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 18:48, Reply)

rejected again
oh cruel world
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Is it any good?
I just got Ridge Racer, enjoying that but the depth is just high enough to burn my eyes when qualifying for a grand prix. And the power slides are too cartoony.

And my bus into work is full of 21 year old wannabee city boys that laugh at me when I play my 3DS.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Fuck 'em.
I can't get into racing games, but starfox and zelda are ace.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)