FreeFair
Age: 16
Troll skill: -4 10, according to Monty.
Meme factor: 6
Flounce risk: 8
Annoyance rating: 23
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Luggage
make: Antler
air miles: 17,678
Succesful newbie rating: 8
cankles: 6
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Mr. Reginal Ape Esq
Age: Makes no difference to me
Hirsuteness: 9
Fertility: 10
Monty wrangling skills: 8
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

*brushes body hair*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Cankles?
CANKLES?

Cheeky twat.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I had to balance the 'succesful newbie rating'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

If you're flying a lot

(McChinaman banned, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Eh?
Troll skill: 10

Have not seen how many people start crying whenever he posts about politics? The boy is a natural.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Come to think of it, you have a point.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

that, I'm afraid is more an issue with some of those that argue with him
then it is a positive critique of his actual trolling ability.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Actually you are right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

plus, a decent troll will seriously challenge themselves
by arguing a point of view that not even the worst bigot could reasonably hold.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Are you saying Swipey is a troll?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

haha. possibly.
trolling is posting purely to provoke. If you believe it, you aren't saying it to provoke, you're saying to get people to listen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Trolling is not posting purely to provoke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How dare you say that!
You are ruining the internet with your abhorrent views!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

yes it i....
*shakes fist*

why, I outta....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

the problem is
when he gets called out, he tries to carry on arguing his teenage cod-politics-philosophy. Any half-decent troll simply rides roughshod through an argument no matter how reasoned or correct and simply heads off on another tack, leaving the other poster both confuised and despairing.

He's a poor troll because he thinks he believes in what he's posting. Even if it's a sockpuppet, while it might be a convincing scokpuppet it's a rubbish troll.

I've only come across one or two genuinely good trolls on here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I'd rather not know who you wank over, thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

7.9/10
excellent effort. Perhaps not completely clean on the entry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)