This is like an online computer game, but shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think we fucked up the rules.
Our catagories don't match. It's like playing Cars versus Football Teams.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

cars usually win that.
by running over football teams.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I don't know.
I've seen what Christiano Ronaldo did to a Ferrari.

Mind you, a car certainly beat Laurie Cunningham.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You have a point.
plus, there are probably maximum minus points for all the spunk and anal lube he leaves on the leather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Are you casting doubt
on the obvious, blatent, certain, unquestionable hetrosexuality of Mr Ronaldo? I'm shocked.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I would suggest, sir
that the man is SO blatantly heterosexual he repeatedly and roughly takes hot cock up the shitpipe simply to PROVE he doesn't like it and is therefore the most heterosexual man alive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Haha!
The Ricky Martin defence

He bangs, he bangs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's not gay if you're doing it to prove you're not gay.
Or something.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

it's not gay if it's merely a new and vigorous method of colonic irrigation.
or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

translation
"I can't believe no-one has done me yet. I don't care whether you like me or not, but I can't believe you aren't paying me ATTENTION"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I thought that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Really out of all the users on here you classify me as a needy one?
I'd rather then didn't do me or it'll just be LOL rape, or the fact that I explain jokes. Which in itself "is the joke".
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I don't think you're needy at all.
I think you like attention. it's not the same.

(and, no, you're nowhere near the worst but you are the first one to post a reply that blatantly asked for it, you fool)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Chompy - there you go, a nice one
Excel Skills: 11
Links : 12
Unusual name: 10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Talking of links
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-14887743
She comes from a "nice family" bollocks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

THAT's a glamour model?
she looks like a surprised horse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I don't know why that always makes me giggle

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I love this picture
I printed it out in A4 and mailed it to my step daughter at Uni
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I hope you said
'I saw this and thought of you'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I hate the way the journalist has seen fit to use the word 'shopped' in that article

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)