Stunned poster
Teeth: 2
Cooking: 9
Ability to keep up with Monty on a night out: 10
Chutnoid tendencies: unconfirmed at this stage
Diabetic Jewishness: 9
Successful Taxi Phoning at 3am: 0
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I couldn't keep up with you on a night out, so that's fairly impressive.
well maybe not, in hindsight, considering I didn't actually drink that much...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I thought you couldn't drink?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

We only got through 7 bottles of wine on Saturday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

point proven...
i'm sure at some point Monty described himself as a lighweight when it came to alcohol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I couldn't really tell, what with the racist tirade(s).

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Err...no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You did ages ago, you were wasted in your flat with some B3tans
and said that you don't drink that much anymore...really we can probably just leave this whole thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

That sounds like a terrible lie on my part.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

What's up with those taxis?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Is this the start of a bad joke from an 80's comedy routine?
'How about those TV dinners eh?'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:57, Reply)

We got a black cab from the station.
A mere £35 later we were home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I could have got to my house for that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)