I had cake for breakfast. Internet stereotype ahoy!
My mum made it for me. She wrapped it in foil and put a label on it that says "fruit cake for Andrew".

Presumably in case somebody broke into their house before I picked it up.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:54, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds like the time Darth visited you for your birthday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Mum wrapped him in foil and stuck a label on his head, you mean?

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It's the lable that matters most

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You'd never have me stealing fruit cake
Can't stand the stuff.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Morning
Went on Nemesis several times yesterday, you were totally right, the rear seats are by far the best!
( Peej, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Me too, I can't fucking stand it when they have it for wedding cake of christmas cake.
The only point of it was that it lasts for months without going off, back in the old days, before they invented cold. It was a way of having lots of the summer's harvest in the winter.

Nobody 'likes' that shit, they just tell themselves they do. I like that sorren cake though, in the toaster, with lots of butter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Lies
Fruit cake is pretty much the only cake I do like.
( Peej, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I had weetabix.
I put too much milk in and then it was... milky.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:59, Reply)

My subthread wins Subthread of the Day.

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You
are a lucky internet person. I fell asleep for mine.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I had Spicy Cashew nuts.
It says on the back of the bag 'Allergy Warning: May contain peanuts and other nuts and seeds'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)