Someone has put up a massive A3 sign in my office just saying:
PLEASE BE CAREFUL
It's not next to anything, I don't know if it's a) fucking stupid or b) trying to scare us.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:39, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It just means THEY KNOW.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

The closest thing to it is a door.
doesn't look broken but... I think I'll go out the other way from now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

They care is all.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Someone put one in our loo saying 'Please Ensure You Flush After Use'
and someone wrote under it 'My wife usually flushes for me'. Which I find an incredibly odd thing to have said.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

We have a shit terrorist where we work.
Always leaves the hugest dumps I've ever seen. Seriously, I'm surprised they haven't asked for the right to vote.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

That was me, sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha!
POTD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

This is one of my many, many pet hates.
I've frequently gone into the bogs here and stumbled out again backwards yelling "What the fuck is wrong with people?"

One blocked up in bog roll, the other with piss drenching the entire cubicle and the third looking as though somebody's arse has fucking exploded whilst they were desperately yanking their trousers down.

Why do people think this sort of behaviour is OK? The regularity with which this happens is disturbing.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

something something something space docking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It is shocking, I agree.
I look around the office and there are the usual wankers and no mates and weirdos that you get, but I don't see anyone who I think 'I bet they don't even know how to use a fucking toilet' and yet someone leaves shit on the seat, so...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

There was one I saw the other day
It was the same size and shape as a tennis ball.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

hahahah
A kid at school was about 3 feet tall but did shits the length and girth of large cans of beer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

"I wouldn't say it were big, but if it'd've had brains, it'd've been able to rule the world..."

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

The (cheese) Wire

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Is the sign referring to you
and only you don't know it, but everyone else does and is talking about you and making plans to only drink liquids from previously sealed containers?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Flee at once! All is discovered!

( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

They have put signs in each of our toilets
explaining how to flush and clean the toilet after using it. And then, to finish it off, reminding you to wash your hands.

Worst of all is that, seeing the state of the toilets some times, the sign was probably needed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)