I hate football. With a passion almost equal to those that love it.
I love machines. Anything mechanical or electrical. People seem to hate having to deal with machines, mostly I think because they don't understand how they work and don't know how to fix them when they go wrong. I find them fascinating and enjoy fixing them when they break.

Shame really, if I'd discovered this ten years before I did, I'd have been an engineer.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 8:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Football is FUCKING SHIT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I disagree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Watching the rugby world cup, I am starting to agree

(McChinaman banned, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I can't stand it. The game itself is, at best, ok.
It's the ridiculous tribalism surrounding it that I loathe. All those grown men playing dress-up and face-painting like it matters. All the while pretending that they don't look like nursery school kids.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

^This

(McChinaman banned, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)

I also loathe the status that footballers get in the premiership clubs.
They're only athletes ffs.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I hate this part of the game
Watching football as a pure spectator sport is brilliant though. I do agree that the game is more technical but more "cheaty" now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

This could be a good question later on
What are you baffled by?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Haha I hope nobody says "cars" or "computers". I'd try to teach them.
I have this crippling disease where I think people would enjoy these exceptionally clever devices if only they'd take the time to try and understand them.

I'm almost always wrong, of course. People just want somebody else to do it for them.

It's very sad because these things represent the ingenuity of the human race and the hundreds of years of learned knowledge, passed down and built on over generations.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I have to admit I dont really understand cars
Right pedal = go fasty
Middle pedal = spare
Left pedal = go slowy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Except it's the middle pedal that's the brake and the left that's the clutch, you donkey :P

( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

This explains the crashing and deaths
/istired
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I found this post to be funnier
read in Professor Frink's voice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Mmmm hi!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If that was your intention
Then well done, it worked.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Also, some of them make other things blow up, which is great.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

*backs away from keyboard slowly to stop it from exploding*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Football is great.
Although I do watch lower league football, which is such bad quality that it's wonderful. Everybody should support Southend United. Although then they'd have loads of money and be brilliant which would take the fun out of it for me, I suppose.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)