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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to apologise for being endlessly boring
about my diet. And for startling my father into dropping a cup by making a toy pig (with a very loud grunt) snort behind his ear
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I like this!

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)
How is that going?

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Sounds as though it is going well
I mean, it made him drop his cup.
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:11, Reply)
And if she managed to sneak up behind someone she must have lost weight.

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Fat people are well known for being strangely light on their feet.

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)
It's a evolved trait useful for avoiding salads.

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)
this is very witty

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)
To be honest I've never seen a salad lunge

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)
*complicated joke involving lunge/lunch*

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Is that because you're light on your feet?

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)
It could well be
or I've developed selective blindness
(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)
That could be the diabetes caused by excessive tubbbiness.

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)
The diet or startling my father?

(, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

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