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I'd like to apologise for being endlessly boring
about my diet. And for startling my father into dropping a cup by making a toy pig (with a very loud grunt) snort behind his ear
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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I like this!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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How is that going?
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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Sounds as though it is going well
I mean, it made him drop his cup.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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And if she managed to sneak up behind someone she must have lost weight.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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Fat people are well known for being strangely light on their feet.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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It's a evolved trait useful for avoiding salads.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:17,
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this is very witty
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:20,
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To be honest I've never seen a salad lunge
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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*complicated joke involving lunge/lunch*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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Is that because you're light on your feet?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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It could well be
or I've developed selective blindness
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:25,
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That could be the diabetes caused by excessive tubbbiness.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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The diet or startling my father?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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