Women can smell desperation (or a willingness to please)
from a thousand miles away.

Remember, women REALLY do like bastards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

But the thing is, I don't wanna be with someone who'll regret being with me...
... which seems to be quite a key thing in young relationships.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Gonna happen.
Just how you deal with it when it does.

You can sort these things once together but the original attraction "thing" is outlined by my learned colleague Kroney below.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

There is a high degree of truth in this.
Certainly in the 1st statement, less so in the 2nd statement, but I understand why you said it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Just my experience I suppose.
True to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I think it's more true to say that women like men who're complete cunts to everyone
except them.

At heart they're all massive egotists that want to feel like the centre of somebody's universe.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Or be worn like a pinky ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

But what is the centre of the universe?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I thought we sorted this out earlier
Jam or Kroney's cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I don't think I'd like sugar under the lid of my helmet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I can't marmalade my cock into your Mum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Hahaha!
My dead Mum?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah
Stiffens up the old flaps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)